Why is this how I found out it was gonna be by fucking FIRING SQUAD‽‽‽

#FuckCars doesn’t just mean cars specifically

I love your username and profile pic 😆

Best of luck to you, Sirena! May you grow big, strong, and healthy! 🦭💕

Never watched it, but I’ve seen memes and read funny Tumblr posts about him. Should I give the show a try?

Accidental Renaissance

Yes it does. It gives you a BBB: a big beautiful butt.

What were those cords even made of? Fucking mithril?

Well, it is reddit

I’m hoping OP gives us an update in a couple months

Tysm for doing this. If you can, can you come back to it in a few months with an update? I wanna see how it’s healing.

Foxy Smolder

I hope you’re paying them their worth

“Daw Who’s the cutest widdle patootie in da world?”

Lotus sharpening a knife: “meow”

“Who’s a cutie pie?”

Lotus assembling an AR-15: “meow”

“Da’s right! You’re the patootie!”

Lotus waterboarding her siblings: “meow”

“Incomprehensible cutie sounds”

Lotus searching horrendous things on my phone so I’ll end up on a CIA terrorist watchlist: “meow”

Yes pls 🙏🐲

I saw this post a few years ago and that’s why I licked my friend’s himylayan salt lamp a few years ago, officer

🐲👍

It was actually a typo lmao 😂 I’m keeping it because it is kinda funny

I love these short, wholesome threads where rules are being enforced and no one pitches a hissy about it but instead is like “whoops lemme fix that thx for reminding me” and it just gets resolved

Sounds like someone texted poorly on their cognitive tests