Nah, I have hypertension. Can’t do it.
my grandma used to have one in the back of a fireplace to make it look pretty. I asked her what it was and she said a salt lamp. I was a dumb kid so OBVIOUSLY I needed to know what it tasted like. When she wasn’t around I crawled back there and took a lick. What I didn’t account for is that it would be covered in ash and dust and my tongue would just be covered in that instead.
Good times.
Dude… rob them tf (/j)
If it’s so obvious, your licking what they others date have licked previously ? No kink shaming, I’m just curious
My husband’s immediate response: “what about all the men who have licked the salt lamp before me?”
spoiler
It’s extra funny because he didn’t care about how much of a ho I was.
Haha, your husband sounds like my husband:
Children?
Ya gotta keep upping the ante till they break. That’s the game.
Nah, he cares, it’s the reason he married you. Who wants a noob? That’s only interesting to religious nutjobs and pedos.
Definitely never do that
See, now I want to do it even more.
E. Be freaked out by said lamp and make a run for it.
Steal the memory and storage from their PC then make a run for it
Take apart their vape pens for the flashable MCUs, microphones, decent battery, and sweet magnets, and then bounce
microphones?
Yep! The heating coil voltage should only start ramping up when the user is inhaling, and how do you detect that they’re inhaling?
With a friggin microphone! The negative air pulls the drum up and that’s enough to send a signal to the MCU
You can see some examples here
Why don’t they do what MAF sensors in cars do? I.e. measure how fast a warm wire cools, which directly tells you how many molecules are hitting that wire and therefore how fast air is flowing past it?
I’m guessing it’s because microphones are cheap
Yep, cheap and cheerful chinese chips. You have to admire the resourceful ingenuity of it
You can see some examples here
oh i see, that one doesn’t have a microphone but rather three microphones 🤯
(previously via hackaday i saw someone turn a disposable vape into a webserver but the use of microphones in them is news to me, thanks)
Yep, lucky bastard got PUYA chip with a readily available flasher! Best I’ve gotten is an SC8 chip with maybe a UART (I’m still probing the pins)
Now I’m going to have intrusive thoughts about licking Himalayan salt lamps. What does it taste like? Does the light change flavor?? What do moths think of Himalayan salt lamps???
I’ve seen this meme before and I definitely have intrusive thoughts about licking my gf’s Himalayan salt lamp. Still haven’t tried it yet, even though she said I could when I jokingly brought it up, because I’m pretty sure it would be disappointing.
Surprise her by putting some hot sauce and lime juice on it and lick it clean.
I tried licking those lamps and also licking straight up Himalayan salt blocks. They don’t taste any different from regular salt to me. The prevailing flavor is salt.
A salt lamp tasting like salt?
Say it ain’t so!
Kinda disappointed it taste like salt, but expected. Maybe I can add tajin to make it more interesting.
Tajin makes everything better!
Now I want tajin watermelon. Speaking of which, if you’ve never tried putting salt on watermelon, it’s delicious. Somehow brings out the sweetness and juiciness.
Am Mexican, love putting salt or tajin on everything, maybe with some chamoy.
Mango, pineapple, apples, grapes, almost any fruit with tajin with/without chamoy is mouth watering. Never really just done just salt, I always add lime or lime/lemon salt if I don’t want spice.
I’ve done this lol
Drink their lava lamp.
I was a kid and had some classmates over for a slumber party. Unknown to me, at some point someone cracked open the top to my lava lamp and it somehow dribbled over the top and ruined my PS1. I can’t look at a lava lamp the same again.
Like, they popped the soda cap off the bottle or did they break the glass?
Popped the soda cap top and put the little black lid back on that hides it. My sister and I shared a room and she needed the lamp to sleep so I had it turned on and I think that’s what made it overflow over night. The next morning, I was looking around for the source of this goo all over my console and the lava lamp was sitting on a shelf above the TV,
I checked for cracks and then splashed the whole thing when I picked it up and saw the cap sitting on the shelf right next to the lamp. I wish they had just said and I wouldn’t have turned it on that night. I was a poor kid and me having that console was a big deal at the time. My uncle won it at a poker game and we couldn’t afford to replace it. It was the nicest thing I owned at that time and owned for a while.
I never found out who did it. I’m grown now and got a PS1 for old times sake to emotionally right that childhood wound so I guess it all turned out okay in the end.
Will licking this Himalayan salt lamp make it easier to insert into my anus?
Unironically yes.
I saw this post a few years ago and that’s why I licked my friend’s himylayan salt lamp a few years ago, officer
Admit it, it gave you magic powers.
Make sure you wrap your licker! You don’t know how many unwrapped licker people have licked that Himalayan salt lamp before you! Or even which animals! You could end up with … Dry Tongue!
I’d look through all their personal things to make sure they weren’t trans.
What’s the rush? You’ll know soon enough.
That’s the part I’d rather avoid. I have no problem with anyone being trans. It’s just not for me.
Oh you’re serious.
ayo? 🤨
