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Okay but this is ped… or no, it’s sem…
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… well played.

“They speak into it” doesn’t really make for a gripping headline, unfortunately…

I get the joke but for the sake of strict accuracy I’m so white I’m borderline translucent. I just meant that every mall around me is dead and abandoned.

I think even oxy-butane tops out at 2,000°C (which is 50,000°F or something idk). 3,300°C is around the max for oxy-acetylene, which is I’m assuming what the person writing this was looking at.

Huh, I got arrested for breaking into an abandoned building…

It’s just running on butane - it won’t have enough heat mass to melt metal (and produce any notable flames). Probably it won’t do much more to a person than startle the hell out of them and maybe ignite their hair.

That bear isn’t gonna know what it hit.

While that’s a factor, it’s a very minor one - soft metals (lead and copper) are used as projectiles primarily because the bullet itself deforms to engage with the rifling when fired (softer materials also present far less wear on the rifling as a result - this is why shotguns, which are smoothbore and thus far less delicate, often use steel projectiles). For rifles, the weight of the projectile is very secondary to the mechanical properties of the material while it’s being fired, and in fact there are many brands of ammunition available that use steel cores jacketed with a softer metal (though almost entirely for their penetrating ability - the deformation of a solid round you get with softer materials is actually far more desirable when hunting since you’re less likely to go through the animal you’ve shot.)

I have never had fake grape flavoring that didn’t taste like some kind of soviet-era urinal cleaner, is that just a me thing? Do people really like grape flavouring, and my dislike stems from a horrible repressed childhood trauma or something?

They’re not related.

Man, I haven’t seen this image in a decade and I can still spot it.

They upload the following meme to everyone’s printer and call it a day:

Are there really herpetologists saying “don’t say snek”?

God, it really is.