Wait… why is he complaining about the “woke gay agenda” when the top app in that list is Grindr?
And who really has >2TB of space on their phone?
No seriously, who has that much space on a phone, cuz I want (and my wallet is going to commit sudoku)
I’m sure a 4TB iPhone is not far away. 2TB is their highest offering iirc…
Woosh
Thank you, but I figured it out after the first “Woosh” reply.
No need to thank me, don’t worry :D
Whoosh
Oh, wait
It’s funny because he’s dead.
It could be worse, he could be alive
God, it really is.
1.4tb grindr, he’s enjoying hell
But not for “using Grindr”, it’s for being a piece of shit.
What the tits, 1.4TB?
Also UwU
i don’t think tits have anything to do with it heh
Might be some moobs though.
Why not both? Mits for everyone!
No tits
I mean, bears are a thing.
Ironically going on Grindr to get some dick to suck to own the left
“I totally found the new way of trolling the libs, I have sex with guys on grinder but the jokes on them because I’m not gay!”
But they use Grindr to make sure they aren’t gay. Just have to make sure periodically. Like once a week.
“This is how I will make them straight, by having sex with straight people.”
I mean, straight women only want to have sex with men. So you’re attracted to someone who prefers men. That sounds pretty Gay to me.









