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Censer: vessel for dispersal of incense

Incense: dried matter for smoldering of aromatics that go in a censer (hol’up. wat.)

Incensed: smoking out of one’s visible orifices like a censer?

Why single out presidents, though? I mean, you had me at "no more pedophile"s 😅🤌🏼

Oh, hey, OP! I, too, enjoy touching paintings w/ a bone-dry brush and then holding still in the moment. 😶

Octopusses, you heathen.

I see what you did there.

But, they’ll still wait their turn in combat to take the hero(es) on, one by one. Every. Fucking. Time. 🙇🏽‍♂️

I’ve met one of those. Beware the coven.

ohshit. 🤣 yoink

This’s got a beat, and they can nod their empty heads to it. 🤌🏼😅😬

Not cool, using a euphemism for disabled people, friendo. 🥲

Don’t worry, they’d make sure that clip of you’d never make it to air. 🫡

Pretty much everything that isn’t on their script, IIRC.

Time for a new client, it sounds like 🖖🏼🤓

Damn, Adolf. Is your name a unit of measurement for bad-but-good jokes. That one gets ya right in the Schmitler, ya know?

hoarding company*

🤌🏼

Luigi Luigi Luigi…

This is where the smart money is. They’re clearly massaging the input with this, every time.

Funny, this is what I often did to my Xeroxed handouts in school, in the before times prior to the spectrum being devised and ND attributes becoming recognized as a possible benefit rather than simply annoying to authority figures. 🤪

Truth!!

Fighting the global rise of fascism isn’t for the lazy or whinge-prone. If you can’t be bothered to read a single wall covered in writing (how ironic)… get the fuck out of the way, citizen.

As if they aren’t already.