If Starlink wasn’t run by a fascist… they’d offer their plan for fucking free.

This is capitalism, and SpaceX (aka Starlink) is a publicly traded corporation. It doesn’t matter who is in charge of SpaceX, the CEO will be required to operate in the best interests of the shareholders. Ukraine is not one of those shareholders. Therefore, per your own statement, the CEO of SpaceX will always be a fascist since they’ll prioritize profit over the Ukrainian people.

This is kinda the point “The Tankies” are making.

I work overnights, so I just throw my daylight out. It keeps me awake. I should probably consider donating it.

I don’t understand your reaction, all the guy was saying was if Ukraine wants to stream Murder Drones, the hit Australian indie animated web series, then they need to pay Elon more for it. What’s so controversial about that?

Can confirm, I’ve never regretted eating eleven spoonfuls of delicious peanut butter.

Godspeed tonight fellow nightshifters, especially those of you working 13hr shifts.

Maybe the Grim Reaper is preparing a Christmas miracle?

I’ll have a Hawaiian with mayo as the base. Please and thank you!

Edit: Anchovies too if it’s not too late!!!

Why use the transporter when there are perfectly good redshirts to utilize?

Remember to future-proof your code against the year 8027 problem.

But… A fan on a sailboat DOES work. Just ask the MythBusters (Episode 165).

Don’t worry, they’ve had almost a decade to develop Elder Scrolls VI, that means it will be polished, well optimized, and bug free!

Nah, but putting your balls next to microwave ovens for extended periods of time will result in you having to carry them around in a wheelbarrow.

You cannot kill that which has no life.

A retiree.

Hopefully this is the first step in reinventing Wikipedia as a worker coop rather a wannabe tech company disguised as a nonprofit.

OH! I know this one! Those are 4011’s!

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Congress once voted to tax pizza as a vegetable due to the tomato sauce, so this isn’t a farfetched idea. Just pay some lobbyists and you’ll have yourself a salad.

A bad long term strategy?!?!?! Nonsense!!! This plan maximizes quarterly profits, how can it be bad for long term growth??? </s>

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