Welp, guess he’s not dead after all.
The only vegetable in America that hasn’t been recalled.
Dear Mitch,
You look as fresh as spring lettuce.
Love,
Taylor Farms
Looks better than Diane Feinstein did at the end though.
He’s a Chucky Cheese animatronic.
He heard a vote about paid sick leave was presented, and so had to come in and vote against.
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One of two things are happening here:
Or
American gerontocracy.
Death, are you sure you don’t need glasses?
Fuck it mate, we’ll pay for your lasik if you want.
How long can they move him around before the wire implants degrade?
Rigor mortis is the only thing that keeps him sitting up.
he is a lich, lindsey’s soul only half-reanimated his body.
When everyone wants you to die but your will to spite them is stronger.
Finally worked the bugs out of the Mitch Droid, it’s ready for public viewing.
Some one brought something up when I shared to discord;
he’s a millionaire, why is he riding around in a Travel Wheelchair? (cheapest, least comfortable option, usually only used when travelling for the fact that it can be collapsed quite small for car journeys)
Because accessibility is DEI.
/s
They took only three months to finalize the clone? I’m impressed!
