Unpopular opinion: toilets are perfectly shaped to make farts as loud as possible.
Everybody poops as they say. The bathroom is the socially acceptable place for farts imo.
Nobody poops but you.
Yeah. I tell my BF to go hang out in the living room or something. Like give me some privacy k? Ok thx😆👋
No. Nature isn’t embarassing.
I have been embarrassed when I shat my pants from drinking too much though.
That sounds like a healthy embarrassment threshold. No notes.
The day after or while still drinking?
usually about two blocks from my apartment after walking home drunk. held it in for like 20m but I just lost it at the end man. it was brutal. it was also at like 2am so not like there was anyone around to witness the lump in my pants.
In the bathroom, no. Outside the bathroom, yes.
I get embarrassed when I’m pooing in a public stall and I fart really loud and then … start giggling. I’m a grown ass man for crying out loud!!!
No. Y’all know what goes on in there. If you don’t, you’re the one who should be embarrassed.
I go in there to look into the mysterious holes between the separators.
The nefarious crack peeker
I think they’re funny and I’m tired of pretending they’re not.
I feel like this is a measurable fact rather than an opinion.
I moan as I smear my feces on the stall walls. don’t tempt me to take it further…
If anyone out there is self conscious about this, remember: you should only be embarrassed by sounds that come out of your mouth when in the bathroom. If you’re grunting and sighing in the stall you need immediate medical attention or a gag. Pull it together
People grunting in the stall next to me is definitely worse than poop and fart noises. I already know the mechanics of the situation, I don’t want inklings of the personal narrative around it…
This leads us to a horrible would-you-rather: sounds of pain and discomfort, or pleasure and satisfaction?
To think… this is how I find out I’m a bad person lol.
My thinking brain knows that happy sounds are better. But my feeling brain just says “nope, I’d rather hear their pain”.
Not who I want to be, but here we are. Got some work to do.
I used to clench up in public bathrooms if there was anyone else in the bathroom.
Now I just let 'er rip. Even if I know it’s gonna be loud and funky.
I thought the whole point was to piss as loud as possible to assert dominance?
Nope. At some point you gotta accept your farts.
No, that’s how I assert dominance.
I used too but I remember it’s the shit room. You better be grunting and farting
