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Huh, TIL
For those that don’t know, the cigarette smoke intensifies the irritation that onions cause.
Okay but what’s with the gnomes?
I think the gnomes are intended to be a humorous subversion of our expectations.
So, eat raw white onions whenever I want and continue to not smoke. Got it.
The gnomes will simply adapt
Can violent gnome stories become the new dean of beans please
Shmebulock!
Red onions are the answer. As the old saying goes:
Red smoke at dawn, clown porn.
White smoke at morning, goblin boardingIt’s crazy how our ancestors had all these limericks to protect us that were passed down over generations.
Pooppie poopie yes you can
Elephant dung pineapple band
My grandma always told me
“Lemmy users 1,2,3. Truth to tell and lies to see”
So my grandma is basically calling your grandma a liar.
I’m going to set her flag on fire.
Hey now
Those shifty little fuckers don’t even trigger mouse traps.
