Post about it on the internet
Liquid from a can of Surströmming down the windshield. They won’t be parking there permanently.
Coin it as I squeeze past.
Throw cow poop on the car
I always keeps a bucket of cow manure with me, for just this purpose.
You wouldn’t know anyone named Biff Tannen, would you
Everyone called me weird for it, but i always knew i wasn’t the only one
Kick it as hard as you can in the fender and key it as you walk around it to indicate what a problem that is
The icing on the cake is having the hitch ball mounted when they’ve probably never towed anything in their life. Make problems, and destroy some people’s knees at the same time.
Oof yeah, I didn’t even notice that. I woulda totally wacked my shins on it. It would leave a bruise for weeks, and probably ruin my pants with grease too.
Fuck this asshole. I’d put nails in front of his back tires so when he drives away he gets two flats. Stupid games, stupid prizes.
Do you always carry nails in your pocket?
No, but now that you’ve given me the idea…
use the tyre as a step to step up onto the bed cover, step across it, and jump down the other side.
With metal cleats
Look at mister fancy pants with his functioning knees.
They work for now!
Call a tow truck company and get the spotter’s fee reward.
Is that a thing?
Usually. They’re slapping a heavy tow fee on. They appreciate people finding the money for them. You’re literally calling them to say, “Hey, wanna make $150 in 10 mins?” So a spotter’s fee in cash under the table is often 30% or so.
Well, shit, I’m going to have to remember that trick. I really don’t like people parking like assholes.
Look for my umbrella because that big ole cloud might be bringing rain
Outside the box answers, love 'em. 😆
Probably ignore it, and hope they got a ticket of some kind. I don’t think my area has any parking narc program.
Where is this? Are there American style trucks in Europe now?
They’ve been here for a few decades now, they’re just such a niche vehicle that you don’t see them often.
It’s not a real picture. This is definitely AI.
Can you point out the identifiers for that because I’m not seeing any.
It has the feel of it. Unusual cultural mixes and the weird AI shine. Weird details that make no sense. Unusual geometry everywhere. The image is crowded the way AI images are. The shadows are particularly bad and non-existent in some places. The curb kind of shifts elevation without any raised sidewalk or ramp.
Though the most glaring is the text on the license plates.
Oh my fucking god…no, it’s real, there is nothing wrong with the image and the text is just because of the low res, it’s not giberrish or strange and the font def match with the ones on the european plates;
Also, this is a real place called Kraków
I could debunk all you said but it’s not worth my time, long story short: learn to look at the images better and maybe get out to see how the world looks like
Alright. I was clearly mistaken. I take it back. Sorry for doubting you.
Sorry for being rude btw
Eh. Fair criticism.
Looks like poland. I can confirm there are a bunch of these ridiculous pickups here nowadays.
Trying to imagine getting around European cities in one of these things. Where would you even park?
Really depends on where you are. I mean, we have actual trucks, not pick up trucks, but like those box trucks that deliver goods to shops and such. They drive around in cities no problem. Of course, some early medieval town in Germany or Italy is a different thing, but those are more a exception than the rule. You got to remember, Europe was bombed quite badly during the war and then in the 1970s there was a big obsession about building infrastructure for cars. That has been slowly reversed back to more pedestrian friendly cities, but still, they are not built in a way that prevents larger vehicles to use the streets.
The main reason for the lack of american style pick up trucks here is tax and fuel costs. People who need a pick up truck would rather drive around in a 2.4 diesel Toyota Hilux, than a 28 litre V8 motor Dodge RAM. Most of the people driving with Yank Trucks are people who fantasize about being a good ol’ boy from Texas, while not having traveled more than 25 kilometers outside of their home town of Kauhajoki.
On the sidewalk.
Like this. Or in the bike lane.
Assholes in Europe imitate those in the US closely.
On the sidewalk obviously.
Refer to the pic for the answer. They park on sidewalks, occupy multiple parking spots, and stick out onto the street. This size of cars needs to be banned inside cities before it’s too late.
Here in America they kill many pedestrians
How much to catalytic converters go for in Europe?
Call police, since our wheelchair cannot pass. They will have it towed gladly with a lot of pleasure. (The Netherlands hates these asahats)
This is poland where the police will come in 3 hours after the car is gone and if it’s still here they will send a letter to the cars owner who can just say someone else was driving.
Does it matter who’s driving? It’s your
cartank. Registered to your name. If you give the keys to someone else, you’re still responsible… unless you report it stolen. Is that really not a thing in Poland???No because there is no requirement to point out who was driving specifically. It’s a legal loophole.
Deflatw tires and then slash them
Just use a stem removal tool and rotate it a bit. No clear path to a flat so it’s super irritating. https://www.harborfreight.com/4-way-valve-stem-core-tool-70223.html
Sometimes I have to wear a duty belt. That duty belt has some heavy-duty pointy metal things stored on it. I’d just make sure my duty belt is nice and secure before I squeeeeeeze past.
nice. i need to get my level 3. i’ll have one soon enough
