performing to standing room only audiences
Well… You definitely won’t be the one sitting.
Can you even play clarinet? If you think that it would be enough just to fart there, you’re wrong.
Yes I can orally play the clarinet. But I haven’t gotten far in my concert bookings. Looking for a new hook to increase my popularity as a musician
I’m just here to see it going in
Ass clarinet don’t play itself.
Put it next to the butt trumpets and skin flutes.
Ass clarinet, the only certified instrument to play the brown note with.
Squidward could never
Your band camp must’ve been the shit.
Mine’s more like a trombone
This one time, at band camp…
You complete butt trumpet
You absolute
Apparently they were popular in the Middle Ages
Seems to me that the act itself will also have to be standing
Actually in my practice sessions I have been doing it in a crouch
You know those little foot stools you can get to help you poop. ? Might work for this.
