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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

I'm envisioning an egg timer

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I'm envisioning an egg timer

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  • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    I assume with food and rehydration, since its not like people will be sleeping over the night.

    • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net
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      Why not? Everybody’s spent the night at all the orgies I’ve been to.

      • Chivera@lemmy.world
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        Where are all the orgies that you’ve been to? My friend wants to know

        • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net
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          House parties with people who are in the kink/BDSM scene.

      • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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        Spent the night sleeping, or eating and leaving in the morning?

        • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net
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          1 month ago

          People usually fall asleep around 3-4am, then we’d wake up and have brunch and maybe another one before everybody left in the afternoon, depending on other obligations at play.

      • Druid@lemmy.zip
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        honestly that sounds awesome. especially if it’s with people you’ve known prior and like

  • paranoia@feddit.dk
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    1 month ago

    Usually when the drugs run out

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    My last orgy ended when I passed out under a credenza

  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Every 10 minutes, someone gets voted out Survivor-style.

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      you joke, but pornographic horny TV game show would be amazing.

      get random OF creators as players.

      come up with crazy challenges or games…

      I would definitely watch it, even if not horny,

      the question is, who’s charitmatic enough to host it?

      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        Image of MrBeast, situated against a white background, smiling and wearing a "BEAST" graphic tee

        • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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          He smiles like he just got teeth installed.

        • PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Damn y’all, Mr Beast as charismatic enough to host this specific thing is the funniest joke I’ve seen in this whole thread lmao

          However, gotta respect the hustle on the instant “fuck that guy” response, I guess it’s even funnier that way

        • Obituarykidney@lemmy.world
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          1 month ago

          🤢

      • raef@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        the Sex Factor

        • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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          1 month ago

          that was a fun watch, thanks

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      No. Different game show: ‘The weakest dink’

      Waps someone’s dong with hand

      ‘you are the weakest dink, goodbye!’

  • ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world
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    Same way every game of Settlers of Catan does: the women get tired asking who has wood, one person dominates leaving everyone else just watching, and it ends with everyone picking things off the floor wondering if they should have just stayed home and watched Ted Lasso.

    • Klear@piefed.world
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      1 month ago

      Where do the sheep come in?

      • volore@scribe.disroot.org
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        about the same time the FBI shows up to the orgy I would assume.

        • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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          Not long ago, I would have assumed you meant the FBI was showing up to put an end to the beastiality

          • Master@sh.itjust.works
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            They are there to inspect the female bodies…

            • Sordid_Seraphim@lemmy.zip
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              deleted by creator

  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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    Once everything gets rubbed raw.

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    slaps knee welp~!

    • Scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech
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      Time I be headin’ out on the ol’ dustry trail

      grabs my underwear and strap on

  • BenReilly97@lemmy.world
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    I imagine the ideal scenario is pomodoro-style. Twenty-five minutes of fucking with five minute breaks, until everyone’s had their fill.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Look at those guys go. Best I can muster is about 23 seconds.

      • BenReilly97@lemmy.world
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        You still have two hands and a mouth, don’t you? Get back to work.

  • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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    You can only use an egg timer if someone is ovulating.

  • BougieBirdie@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk-tk- DING!

    “Geez guys, that was a lot of fun. Now grab a mop or get out of my house”

    • blargh513@sh.itjust.works
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      Everyone knows its fuck night, bring THREE buckets!

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    I assume that people drop out as they get tired. Eventually, there’s few enough people involved that it just no longer counts as an orgy. At that exact moment, some people are still going, but the orgy has ended.

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      I suppose now the question is what’s the minimum number of people to classify it as an orgy. 5 is my best guess.

      • MIDItheKID@lemmy.world
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        That sounds right. I’ve heard of a threesome. I’ve heard of a foursome. Never heard of a fivesome. Because that’s when it becomes and orgy.

        • Rolder@reddthat.com
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          But what about if it’s a gangbang instead?

          • Caveman@lemmy.world
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            So an orgy would need to have 5 people with either 3 genders or at least people of 2 genders.

            • Tja@programming.dev
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              That’s homophobic…

              • Caveman@lemmy.world
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                Yeah, cracks in the wall found an issue as well. His proposed minimums of 2 tops, 2 bottoms and 5 people is better.

            • Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works
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              Noting the charge levied in another comment on this, I’d amend to 5 people with a minimum of two bottoms.

              A group of 5 people with 4 tops and 1 bottom probably changes the classification to a gangbang. 1 top and 4 bottoms, a reverse gangbang (and likely tricky to pull off). 2 tops and 3 bottoms, or 3 tops and 2 bottoms, would seem to form the minimum unit to be classified as an orgy. However, further study is needed.

              • Tja@programming.dev
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                LGTM

              • Caveman@lemmy.world
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                I think we have a scientific definition now

            • arrow74@lemmy.zip
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              I’d prefer 5 separate genders at my origies, we have the technology

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    Well first, I’d like to thank you all for coming and last I’d like to thank you all for coming.

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    Picture of a chess clock

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      I already cum on en passant

  • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    That explains this post… https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/48556082

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    the homeowner’s spouse comes home unexpectedly

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