Shootout to 80’s televangelist VHS tapes. Gotta be one of my favorite genders

Hey! My treasurer sold me that tape for $3.50!
Is this an actual tape in your possession?
I really wish. It was on reddit a while back, thrift store find I think
In that order I hope
Eh, I’m fine getting power AFTER drugs and sex. Can think more clear headed after a good coke and coochie binge.
Like new drugs? Or the same tired shit we already have? Just curious
They got the fancy research chemicals you want.
I’m down for good old “tired shit” that’s well tested and good quality.
Powerful drugs and sex for me, please.
The sex is bad. The drugs are gnarly. The power is petty middle management tier.
If you want the good shit, you’d be better off going the JD Vance route and becoming Catholic.
I don’t much care about power or drugs. What’s wrong with the sex tho?
All I want is sex and drugs and rock’n’roll.
It’s all a brain and body need!
Deal!
In
4) Snacks
- the ability to say “nothing on my side” every meeting and still get paid twice as much
oh they got this all wrong
Can I just get #2 three times?
I only want two of those things.
POWER AND DRUGS!
sex and drugs
Promises and rugs
Here I’ve just been doing it for love of the game.
I’ll settle for one of those. No less. Do we have a deal Satan?
And cuddles!











