This lady always trolls with terrible English food. But as an ex-pome, I am also quite intrigued by her Philadelphia and quaver sandwich. It probably tastes alright in a “why am I eating this abomination and how is it actually good?” like many British food choices.
Well the “why am I eating this answer” for this would be: I am very poor and only have this, if I had to est it. There’s plenty of great tasting British food but the only times I’ve ever had a crisp sandwich is because I had no money & spare bread & crisps.
Ah no, there are times you just want the grease and salt without getting messy fingers. Perfect for a snack while reading. Much like the chip sandwich.
Tf is she holding. Cream cheese and bananna on dry white bread?
looked like gnocci to me lol. Banana makes more sense.
I stared at it for 3 replays. Gnocci is a good guess but make no sense on bread.
I’m not convinced on bananas.
Quavers, which is a cheesy brand of British crisps. Am British so ask away if you’re confused about anything else
What is the process to choose annual sacrifices for the royal family?
Depends which one, they’re like a pantheon with their own prefered flavours.
Okay and crisps are potatos yes? And the white stuff is actually cream cheese?
I don’t think it’s quavers. More like space raiders
Quavers are banging! Dunno if I’d make a sandwich of them though.
When a new speaker of the house is selected, why must their first act be to physically feign terror and be dragged to the front of the house of commons by their colleagues?
Because the Speaker ultimately gatekeeps what is debated, and many Soeakers lost their heads when Kings decided the Commons was getting a bit too full of itself.
Stupid traditions mainly, answer for like 70% of things
It’s a nod to history and the speaker who had to defy the king.
It’s England. So that is rat dropping ravioli on hardened mulch bread slathered with an aged goat sperm relish.
Ah thanks. I see it now. How could I have missed it.
It’s quavers, a British brand of crisps. This post is just engagement bait lol
Well it got me. So potatoes and cream cheese on white bread is what’s happening?
The crisps are Space Raiders
It’s not banana slices, when she presses it down they maintain their curved shape and it makes a crunching noise
Sure, so what is it? And is that cream cheese?
Crisps
Take a list of all the countries, remove the UK. Now you have a complete list!
My esteemed fellow, that was, in fact, the meme.
It’d probably be a shorter list if you name the countries with worse food.
North Korea
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru
Bros trying to claim the spray cheese and corn dog country has better food 💀
Woosh
It’s bait
It do be like that.
I mean there’s a few that are worse. Some Latin American countries that did more genocide than Mexico are pretty weak.
Would’ve been easier to say “everyone”
Yes
“Oh, you’re a fan of countries? Name them all.”
Uuuuuuunited states Canada Mexico Panama Haiti Jamaica Perú
You forgot Poland.
I’m a fan of the sausages their people used to sell at Costco.
“British food bad” is probably the most overdone and lazy joke on the entire internet.
Every single person that parrots " they conquered the world for spices and then didn’t use any" is an actual NPC.
Pretty sure the actual most overdone and lazy joke on the internet is your mom.
I wanna be mad but that was fucking funny
I never expected a your mom joke to have so many layers, thanks for the setup!
It’s most likely a bait tik tok for the first one. But the best British food has to be chicken tikka masala
