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minus-squarePsythik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·17 days agoYou perfectly described why I hate carpet. Until they invent one that can is machine washable, I won’t live in a house with it.
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·17 days agoCarpets are, like…stapled into the ground. Do you mean rugs?
minus-squarePsythik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-217 days agoYes, that’s the point I’m making. You can’t machine wash a carpet, therefore I’ll never own a house with it. (god, you people can be so dense sometimes)
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·17 days agoYeah, that’s on me. I was expecting you were an idiot that didn’t know the difference carpets and rugs. Edit: what do you mean, you people? What demographic have I been assigned?
minus-squareBillCheddar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 days agoFrom the sidelines, the category is Pedantic autist.
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 days agoPedant, sure. “Autist” feels like a strange addendum.
minus-squareBillCheddar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 days agoThis is one of those moments where I wish I were already wealthy, because I’d love to drop a few grand to test that hypothesis.
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 days agoHonestly, I wish you were wealthy too. So you could afford to see a therapist about what’s clearly wrong with you mentally. Instead, we’ll both have to console ourselves this: an offer for you to go fuck yourself, free of charge.
You perfectly described why I hate carpet. Until they invent one that can is machine washable, I won’t live in a house with it.
Carpets are, like…stapled into the ground. Do you mean rugs?
Yes, that’s the point I’m making. You can’t machine wash a carpet, therefore I’ll never own a house with it.
(god, you people can be so dense sometimes)
Yeah, that’s on me. I was expecting you were an idiot that didn’t know the difference carpets and rugs.
Edit: what do you mean, you people? What demographic have I been assigned?
From the sidelines, the category is Pedantic autist.
Pedant, sure. “Autist” feels like a strange addendum.
This is one of those moments where I wish I were already wealthy, because I’d love to drop a few grand to test that hypothesis.
Honestly, I wish you were wealthy too. So you could afford to see a therapist about what’s clearly wrong with you mentally.
Instead, we’ll both have to console ourselves this: an offer for you to go fuck yourself, free of charge.