Now that I’m less baked and more critical, I think you may be right

You merely adopted the N-word. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn’t leave the Xbox live CS lobby until I was already a man.

She is the woman who ran Yahoo into the ground

Was Yahoo doing that well in 2012? At the time people were saying that she would never have gotten the job if Yahoo wasn’t a sinking ship

They easily could have found a phlebotomist who needed the extra money.

Is it actually all that easy to find medical professionals who don’t have qualms about killing people as a side gig from their day job of healing people?

* If you grow up

Lmao my Pixel 8 also developed the line. I had the screen replaced once, but it happened again within a year and by then it was out of warranty.

I’ve had so many different Nexus/Pixel devices over the years, but Pixel 8 was a much worse experience than a Motorola and I had to pay 2x more for the privilege.

Now I’m on a Moto g power 2025.

Lmao same 🥲

I literally had it in my shopping cart ready to buy when I discovered they removed the headphone jack.

I went with Motorola instead

If the volume is high enough there won’t be a dry butt in the house

💚💚💚

Turns out it doesn’t prevent pregnancy, it just changes the color of the baby

I figured they tried to clean up the shampoo spill with a wet rag

People say “carpets are great, you just need to have them professionally cleaned every couple of years” and I imagine only mopping my floors once every couple of years and throw up in my mouth a little

I imagine a lot of Americans

Definitely

also Western Europeans

Certainly not

I feel like I see them in Chinese and Japanese grocery stores regularly

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Critics Call It ‘Ethical Gooning’

Just like proponents do?

Two birds, one stone

“So, two pedophiles walk into a bar…”

- Jimmy Carr