pookake
Kusokakke
Peakake
Birds?
Chaps
Craps*
How are the boobs not shiny from people touching them, it must be pretty new as I’m absolutely sure most people of all ages and genders would at least give them a palming.
I don’t want to touch boobies if they are covered in bird droppings.
Yeah, err, me too. That would be, ermm, horrible.
Anyways I’ve go to go to…my bedroom…for definitely non bird poop boobsy things and stuff!!!
You underestimate the sucking
They’re designed for it, brother
I believe its a stone sculpture? not totally sure though
Looks like bronze (on a stone plinth)
Maybe the birds got there first
We all know this is pronounced bird-cocky, and not bird-cake.
Bird-kaka
This is an extremely impressive amount of low and high brow comedy in one sentence. Don’t ever forget you did this, it’s the pinnacle.
True shitpost
Sure, blame the birds
Makes the groundskeepers look less suspicious
