He didn’t have an engineering degree.
Now, if one could Grow a Life Star, his Bachelor’s in Organic Farming would be fine.Only works on Life Day, and that was struck from the canon back then
confusingly, the second and third star trek films are about this
Calls something “the death star”.
Are we the baddies?
How would it work? Like if a planet gets hit by life star, the entire planet immediately switches to orgy mode???
It’s kind of like how the sun works from a certain point of view.
Without the sun’s rays the planet would be dead.…but … but, THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER?
Nah if you are at a certain distance from it then it’s a f*ck machine
Help, Step-Hydrogen, I’m stuck
technically you would be hitting an asteroid field and turning it into a thriving planet if you wanted the inverse effect
I can life with that
Key design flaw: 99% exhaust port, 1% defensive sheild
Don’t tell me they’re garrisoned by Doldrum Troopers
Did you know that Luke Skywalker’s name was originally Luke Starkiller?
Han Poly
well, if the life star were to ever come into contact with the death star they would mutually annihilate one another in a burst of energy, promptly vaporizing most of the galaxy in the process.
He was poor.
He should’ve applied for public funds.
The empire stopped giving public funds when they dissolved the senate
