Absolutely none of these things aren’t improved by it being a lemonade, iced tea or a delicious Arny Palmy
I’m looking at mango wheat beer at the beach and would certainly also enjoy a mango lemonade!
Father and son first beer together
Also only known well after the fact: the last one …
☠️ My dad can’t drink anymore and I already don’t remember our last beer together.
The “This group of friends are all moving to different areas of the country and we may never all get together again” beer
The “just read something uniquely ridiculous online but it’s plausible enough that I feel like it needs a dumbed-down response or the person who made it won’t understand why it’s so ridiculous” Beer.
I don’t think I’ve seen this one specifically, the I’ve partied all night taking substances and waited till the liquor stores opened to buy beer, for the rest of the day partying.
Only done that one a few times but it’s a damn good beer. Mean unless you just want more substances, sometimes but to be honest that’s the first good beer I ever had was that beer. I never enjoyed it much before that time. Was a corona of all things heh but been up for over a day so whatever.
More of a honey lager type overall or a good stout, which I have trouble finding beyond Guiness but still got many small breweries to check out. Not that I don’t like Guiness but there must be something similar that’s not Guiness. Just enjoy new tastes, often more than I enjoy the actual taste heh.
7 in the morning before school end-of-year exam beer, Germany
(just kidding, I do think I drank a lot of espresso back then though)
Sauna beer!
Preferably by the lake. Summer or winter, does not matter.
related: Shower Beer.
You work one of the dirtiest jobs in the summer heat and you’re exhausted but need to get clean before you pass out. Cold Beer, Hot shower. I can’t explain. It has to be lived.
Last time I drank in a sauna was probably my worst hangover in recent memory. Though you just reminded me of summer shower beer which is also great.
Yeah I drink very sparingly during Sauna and not much more afterwards, and light beers usually work better.
Once I drank Vodka during sauna and that was psychedelic. But my body was different then, I definitely could not handle this today.
For me though, replace the ‘beer’ with ‘water’
The “I just woke up and am thirsty” beer.
The “I’m going to drink regardless but I need to fabricate a reason” beer
The “stand back I’m about to do science” beer
Or the darker “watch this” beer
The hold my beer, beer
The beer for gurgling after brushing teeth
The “I’m the first at the pub and waiting for everyone else beer.”
Home alone, finished cleaning beer
The “It’s hot, I’m thirsty and should drink water but there’s only beer available” beer.
