“I love having my own prejudices confirmed by a bunch of other people who are just as prejudiced as I”

They’ll be fine! I know it. Cat stronk!

You know it’s a cat by how it is!

It stresses me TF out too. Shit, maybe this explains dropping nativity numbers.

There’s some pretty subjective opinions on what constitutes “hateful”. Some people are just comfortable in their little echo space and refuse to have their world view challenged, and when anyone says something that doesn’t align with their particular take on reality they resort to calling people something-phobic. It really goes both ways.

$30 an hour? uhh… Where do they offer these jobs again?

Challenging ideas

really?

…or warm.

All right then. I think you are perfectly aware of your own stupidity at this point. See ya.

This you?

They call it “corium”!

Uhh, I think this was the obvious plan since before the election…?

She only lies down on me when I’m covered with her favorite blanket

That’s because she loves you, but loves blanket even more

Like, I get the aesthetics of putting that chocolate sauce on the sides but bitch, you know I’m gonna be scraping that shit off the sides and get a bunch of paper in my mouf, just put it on the banana

How capitalism claims to work: provide consumer with what they want

How capitalism actually works: provide consumer with what I want

Unsinkable II def top of the game.

I can literally feel you getting worked up through the screen, anything to protect your fragile ego. The thing about people like you is, you could just as easily be a right wing yokel in Tennessee, you act the same, and think the same, it’s just the object of your hatred that changes.

Who isn’t down to provide balls for pepperoni pizza slices. This is like, peak life.

We all learn and grow.

Dang it Bobby!