On Saturday, “an individual committed arson on a newly purchased ICE building” by breaking a window, igniting a fire and throwing a propane tank into the building, according to a U.S. Department of Homeland Security spokesperson.
“The fire was quickly extinguished by the interior sprinkler system,” DHS said, noting that the suspect fled the scene after setting the fire. “The matter remains under investigation by the FBI.”
Arson, what arson?
Only arson I saw was the arson that chick.
Nobody saw shit. Ok? Not a single fuckin word.
No no, I saw the guy who did it. It was…THAT GUY!
Points at random guy wearing MAGA hat
He’s probably wearing that to not seem suspicious! But that was definately him!
Given Republican track record of trying to kill trump, successfully killing Kirk, etc it would not surprise me.
The guy with the MAGA hat? Yeah, he’s the head of Antifa!!!
Yeah we’re all surprised by this
JD Vance looks guilty as hell. It’s probably him, Jim.
Wait what’re we talking about nothing okey doke.
thank goodness only the FBI is on it, it would be a shame if they caught this individual
They ain’t gonna Kash shit
Kash me outside
How bout dat.
As long as his mother doesn’t turn him in he’s safe.
Based
Technically this is legal, as long as you yell, “surprise!”
There’s also a provisionthat also allows “SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA!”
It’s called the SLJ allowance.
SUPPLIES MOTHERFUCKER!
SOME FRIES MOTHERFUCKER
Sore thighs muthafucka!
That’d actually be the EK allowance, since Erik King is the guy that plays Doakes in Dexter.
Surprise mothafucka
Surprise! It’s arson!
I aint see shit
Every one of these moves increases insurance costs and makes landlords less inclined to rent/sell to ICE. Even though the sprinkler system put out the fire, water damage remediation isn’t cheap either.
Given time, I expect the regime to just use eminent domain to get what they want. Trump doesn’t like paying people for stuff anyways, so it is a win for him.
I welcome him alienating the landed elites
A whole PROPANE tank? GOD DAMN!
Dang it Bobby!
Should have just used the propane tank to blow up the
mega-lo-martICE building.
Another one?
Edit: So this is a different incident from the first one I saw. The first was in Kansas.
It is different. The one in kansas city mo just threw some glass bottles with alcohol at the windows and then lit them on fire. She didn’t get through the windows. I don’t think she even did meaningful damage.
Don’t get me wrong, her heart was in the right place, but the attempt was very poorly conceived.
Think of it as a first draft.
We all learn and grow.
and throwing a propane tank into the building
Not all heroes wear capes. Some simply distribute propane and propane accessories to those in need.
A true patriot fighting off the fake patriots.
Title should read
Patriot liberates building from oppressive regime custody.
Not really? The sprinklers put out the fire. The flood damage might or might not be a hassle to clean up, but it’s likely mostly mop work.
Depends on what kind of sprinkler system and how old it is. Some of them are closed systems and the water stays stagnant until it’s set off, so when it finally goes the water itself is a hazard because it’s been sitting potentially for years. It tends to come out very disgusting, black sludge that smells like actual shit. And then you have a whole specialized response and cleanup required because it’s loaded with bacteria.
They won’t clean it though, they’ll piss away more money to hire specialized cleaners and contractors to fix the damage
I know if i was in that local fire deparment this would be my highest priority. I would investigate the shit out of it. leaving no stone unturned. unturn all the stones yuppers.
Exactly, investigate everything even if it takes, say, 3 years.
A Song of Fire and ICE
