• TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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    11 days ago

    All my dads told me about how I was conceived in a bowl of iced piss from a woman they only knew as “sugar cunt”. I guess she was diabetic and liked to donate eggs in the most peculiar way.

    So now whenever I ask who my mom is they just tell me she’s a cummy bear.