I walked 9km today (a lot for me) and I would very much like a pizza, but I already ate too many pizzas so now I have to have anti-pizza (calorie deficit) before I can have small pizza one day again.

You will have a nice, tasty pizza today.

Your powers are correct I did.
Looks fantastic! I love the borders too!
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you’re not afraid to live life.
How many monthly payments though?
4 payments of $4.28
For an american pizza?? That’s a bargain!
Gg
You’ll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You’ll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you’re only two or three centuries away from success!
Even at my very generous salary, ignoring taxes and expenses, I’m still several millennia from joining the tres commas club.
The best time to plant a tres was several millennia ago.
The second best time is now.🔥SIGMA GRIND-SET 🔥
Bottom feeders eating their 🥑 toast need to learn pull themselves by the 🥾 strap! /s
a personal pizza
My fellow American
So strange yall have a name for a normal pizza
I can understand. Our ‘normal’ pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.
What makes it a personal pizza is that it is eaten by a single person in a single sitting.
The one pictured is an American sized personal pizza.
This is weirdly wholesome.
Start small. Get yourself a pizza, and work up from there.
Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.
It’s a good perspective. People get daunted by big goals like home ownership that are really just 20-60 thousand personal pizzas.
No house on Earth is worth giving up that many pizzas.
All my dads told me about how I was conceived in a bowl of iced piss from a woman they only knew as “sugar cunt”. I guess she was diabetic and liked to donate eggs in the most peculiar way.
So now whenever I ask who my mom is they just tell me she’s a cummy bear.
Mummy, there’s a weird person on the internet
What the absolute forking fuck is this
My origin story
Can you do this though

Commitment. Patience. Psychokinetic ability.
There’s always someone in the family who will name a better kid and keep comparing you, the inferior to all child.
I don’t think that’s a personal pizza, that looks like a medium. Although “personal” is subjective, any pizza can be personal, I suppose.
I mean, setting realistic, achievable goals is a very good strategy and mindset.
Gotta build what you want, step by step.
… and also that looks like a pretty darn good pizza.
“Hey Guy! 😢 Why can’t I make friends? I bought zza🍕” psalms 32:39
Well, he’s got the grip for it.
Average linkedin user
His kids are going to resent him when he brags about this in 30 years, and roll their eyes when he suggests maybe they just need to learn to be more responsible about rationing their Soylent Green.







