Folks, CALM DOWN, this is still in the workshopping phase ok? First we bomb them, then we workshop WHY we bombed them, do you not understand the plan!?
Democrats, predictably, were apoplectic. “There was no imminent threat to the United States of America by the Iranians,” said Mark Warner, the top Democrat on the Senate intelligence committee, who had received classified briefings from Rubio. “There was a threat to Israel. If we equate a threat to Israel as the equivalent of an imminent threat to the United States, then we are in uncharted territory.”
Meanwhile somewhere below decks on the Titanic 11:45 PM (ship’s time) on April 14, 1912
Well, if we were to equate the threat of icebergs to an imminent threat to our ship, then we would be in uncharted territory! - a well dressed crew member with an officer’s hat calmly explains to a passenger.
Unsanctioned military operation. Not war. Illegal command from a compromised POTUS doing the work of his master.
That just seems like semantics. It seems pretty fair to call country A bombing the shit out of country B and killing its leader an act of war.
I think a lot of my fellow Americans find it easy to not think of as a “war” because they see no risk of Iran attacking the continental US. They’ll just send their thoughts and prayers to whoever deployed over there catches the bullets.
It’s unfortunately not illegal, but he only has 60 days.
Ugh. Got ya.
Have the war you voted for, MAGAs.
unfortunately, we’re all on this sinking ship.
I can’t be too smug about recent events.
Probably quid pro quo with the saudis for more oil dominance
I’ve heard they are purchasing a big spinning wheel and suggestions are now being collected to place on the wheel board. Trump will give it a final spin later today and whatever it falls on his cronies will align with.
of course there’s something in it which brings in money to the Government. The orange poostainlicker cannot do anything else.
The reason is, and I’ll bet a lot of money on this: an LLM told them to.
Hypothetically, if a world leader were to ask for advice on such a grave matter, the most responsible and ethical response would be to emphasize the following principles:
1. Diplomacy First
Military action should always be a last resort. Exhaust all diplomatic channels, negotiations, and international cooperation to address conflicts and protect national and global security.
2. Humanitarian and Ethical Considerations
Any decision involving military force must weigh the potential human cost—both for civilians and military personnel—and adhere to international laws, including the principles of proportionality and distinction.
3. Legal and International Obligations
The use of force is governed by international law, including the UN Charter, which permits military action only in self-defense or with Security Council authorization. Unilateral military action without just cause or legal basis risks destabilizing regions and violating international norms.
4. Strategic Consequences
Military action can have far-reaching, unintended consequences, including escalation, regional instability, and long-term geopolitical repercussions. A thorough analysis of risks, benefits, and alternatives is essential.
5. Consultation and Consensus
Engage with allies, international organizations, and domestic stakeholders to ensure any action is justified, proportional, and supported by a broad coalition.
6. Focus on Long-Term Solutions
Address root causes of conflict through economic, political, and social means to achieve sustainable peace and security.
7. Transparency and Accountability
Leaders must be accountable to their citizens and the international community, ensuring that any action is transparent, justified, and aligned with democratic values.
In any real-world scenario, such decisions require input from military, intelligence, legal, and humanitarian experts, as well as public and congressional oversight.
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Hypothetical Conclusion
Even under an “America First” doctrine, bombing Iran would likely be considered only if:
- There is undeniable evidence of an imminent, severe threat to the U.S. or its core interests.
- All other options (diplomacy, sanctions, covert action) have been exhausted or are deemed ineffective.
- The potential benefits outweigh the risks of retaliation, regional chaos, and long-term damage to U.S. interests.
Final Thought: “America First” does not mean acting recklessly—it means prioritizing U.S. security, prosperity, and sovereignty. Military force is a tool, not a strategy, and its use must be calculated to avoid unintended consequences that could ultimately harm America’s standing and safety.
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“Hey Dario Amode, your stupid AI isn’t telling me what I want to hear! I demand you remove the guardrails!”
Not quite. Israel told them to.
“Actually, Israelis”
Israel told them to do it via the medium of an LLM
Not really that different
You’re both wrong.
It’s because it’s a distraction from Epstein. You’re not talking about how trump rapes children. If we go to war, that becomes the focus. No longer putting pressure on trump over how trump rapes children. See, I have to keep typing trump rapes children, because society seems to have the memory of a goldfish, and have forgotten that trump rapes children.
Now, view every action he’s done since taking office, and underatand understand that EVERYTHING is a distraction from trump raping children.
Now don’t forget this time, ok?
It’s also very possible that the war is a roudabout consequence of the child rape, assuming Epstein was a Mossad honeypot and Israel really really wants the US to be blowing up Iran right now.
I get the sentiment, but war is worse than obvious pedophiles trying and failing to hide their crimes
It’s because it’s a distraction from Epstein. You’re not talking about how trump rapes children.
I believe we’re now talking about how he murders children
I believe we’re now talking about how he murders children
Unfortunately, yes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Minab_school_airstrike
Does he murder the children before or after he rapes them?
It’s both, isn’t it
None of you are wrong, this is multiple levels of stupid. The dictator wants a war so he can cancel elections, the other even more genocidal dictator wants more genocide so they cook up a plan. These morons shop it to the white supremacist running the department of WAR, and he gets a raging jesus boner at the idea. So they all sit down and ask mecha-hitler for a plan…
That’s where we are.
But nothing extraordinary has happened. Just the US started war in the middle east. Happens every 10 or so years
Bush spent months trying to convince the world that invading Iraq was justified.
Trump didn’t even do that.
Did he convince parliament at least?
He didn’t even inform Congress before the attack.
Right. Good news then: Americans need to travel to visit an authoritarian state no more. Bad news is that the change is possible only through the very billionaires y’all despise or through the military. In other words, young American autocracy seems very stable
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They gave a reason, it’s just stupid.
Rubio said it was a preemptive strike to preempt their strike after the Israeli preemptive strike.
Kinda WW1 logic.
Further proof trump and the republicans haven’t had an original thought in decades.
Does it change anything if it’s a good excuse?
Its a checks and balances type legal thing.
WMD was at least plausible.
This time they can’t even point to something.
What I have learned from US superhero movies is that what is important is doing your best and believing in your country no matter what!
I haven’t seen any news about this, but my family keeps saying that Iran attacked a US outpost first.
I think you haven’t seen any news about that because it isn’t true.
Thanks. I’ll see wtf they were quoting.
Your family wouldn’t happen to be a group of squirrels, would it?
It feels like it sometimes.
your family didn’t write all them lies, they just quote 'em.
US punched first.
Hey look, it was a sanity check.
Yeah, that’s the ticket, yeah.
Nope
UHh… The kinda have.
They said Israel made them do it.
This is easy one: To get the fact Trump is child rapist off the front page.
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Bibi has the kompromat.
If Bibi has a problem, Trump has a problem.
There was an article saying it was for religious reasons, military people calling in to a hotline they have to say they were told orders were sanctioned by god or something similar.
I’m not religious (do know a fair but of what pre high school kids tends to learn) but according to the old testament the Christian God(well all same God for participants technically unless I’m misunderstanding my theology) doesn’t need help if he wants to wipe out people.
Imagine saying you’re on a holy war because Trump says so? That sounds wild even for some of the out there comedies.
Its possible for different people in the same administration to have different motives to do something they both want to do.
I doubt trump is religious at all in any way shape or form. The others though…
Someone high up in the chain made it the messaging, tho.
MRFF has received over 200 calls from more than 50 military installations across all the services since Saturday reporting similar disturbing pronouncements from their Christian zealot commanders.
Soubds like it’s pretty unified messaging
I don’t doubt that the actual people pulling the strings (I’ll say 2025 unsure if it was religious sided but think it was) are quite religious. Trump as usual is the greedy idiot they make this the fault of, mean why would the US elect someone who wasn’t really proper leader in charge? So he gets the blame, he’s at his end run out his usefulness anyways but enough moves have been made they can’t go back now so just push forward.
The rapture dudes are all probably in ecstasy at the moment when in reality it’ll leave the world in a worse situation.
Wait typing this thing out made me realize the fault of people is not understanding when we’re wrong least the higher ups. So many of us can’t stand saying we’re wrong. I’d rock to tell the US it’s okay to be wrong, take your licks and come play with us again. But they’re too ornary.
Personally I hate being wrong it’s a knife to the gut. But you know what? That’s how I learn to improve. I learn not to be wrong in the future from those actions. Too bad the US is run by someone who can’t learn a lesson we teach toddlers.
Steven Miller is religious about his hate!
The causus belli is probably somewhere in the Epstein files, let’s all check them thoroughly!
The thing is if these bombings are supposed to be distracting everyone from the tRUMP-Epstein files then why is it called Operation Epstein War?
Well they could just tell the truth and admit it was to distract from the Epstein files.
“Operation Epstein Distraction”
