GrammarPolice@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 10 days agoWhat phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?message-squaremessage-square339linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?GrammarPolice@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 10 days agomessage-square339linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSaneMartigan@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days ago“I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.”
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoScrolled to find this. Originally I was going to comment with “I’m not racist or anything”. Close enough for jazz.
minus-squaregarbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoIf you truly weren’t racist, you would hate everyone equitably. /s (this isn’t really sarcastic but its meant as a joke and I’m too tired to figure out how to express that)
minus-squarelol_idk@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoBut what if I do hate everyone?
minus-squareClay_pidgin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoThen you’re a misanthrope! You turn into a Miss every full moon.
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoThis may provide some more insight into how I end the night at every social event that I attend post covid.
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoYou are not alone. Unfortunately none of us give a shit enough to say hey what’s up fellow non shit giver? How the heck is your day going?
“I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.”
Scrolled to find this. Originally I was going to comment with “I’m not racist or anything”. Close enough for jazz.
If you truly weren’t racist, you would hate everyone equitably.
/s (this isn’t really sarcastic but its meant as a joke and I’m too tired to figure out how to express that)
But what if I do hate everyone?
Then you’re a misanthrope!
You turn into a Miss every full moon.
This may provide some more insight into how I end the night at every social event that I attend post covid.
You are not alone. Unfortunately none of us give a shit enough to say hey what’s up fellow non shit giver? How the heck is your day going?