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minus-squarefrustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoHaving worked with human neurons harvested from dead people, there are worse ways to extend your life. At least these ones get to play games instead of getting poked and zapped by me.
minus-squarefrustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoPoke, yes. Zap is too weak to do much in live people but if I break out the old electrolytic brain lesion maker you’ll feel it.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months ago*Unplugs spark plug wire with kinky intent*
minus-squarearrow74@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoYou know this isn’t even the weirdest flirting I’ve seen online today. It’s a notable thread, but not too bad. Enjoy the shocks
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoWhat can I say, they saw a spark and went for it. May the odds forever be in their favor lol
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoCan I gulp down your arm to see what happens? Fairly sure I can fit it.
minus-squaretoynbee@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoThis happened in American Dad! IIRC, there were consequences.
minus-squaretoynbee@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoI mean, I was thinking more like TENS …
minus-squareFudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoSure you were, you fucking freak.
minus-squaretoynbee@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoMaybe I misunderstood lemmy constituents.
minus-squareKaliax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoThis is my favorite comment thread I have experienced on Lemmy so far.
Having worked with human neurons harvested from dead people, there are worse ways to extend your life. At least these ones get to play games instead of getting poked and zapped by me.
Could you poke and zap me?
Poke, yes. Zap is too weak to do much in live people but if I break out the old electrolytic brain lesion maker you’ll feel it.
I have neurons, can you zap me?
*Unplugs spark plug wire with kinky intent*
OwO
You know this isn’t even the weirdest flirting I’ve seen online today. It’s a notable thread, but not too bad.
Enjoy the shocks
What can I say, they saw a spark and went for it. May the odds forever be in their favor lol
Can I gulp down your arm to see what happens? Fairly sure I can fit it.
This happened in American Dad!
IIRC, there were consequences.
I mean, I was thinking more like TENS …
Sure you were, you fucking freak.
Maybe I misunderstood lemmy constituents.
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This is my favorite comment thread I have experienced on Lemmy so far.