Sign them up for absolutely everything you can that asks for a mailing address, email, phone number, and any other info you have for them. Use their info to donate to every cause you can find that they would be opposed to, then let the USPS take it from there.
Cutting them out of your life is the best revenge.
Then living a good life and never thinking of them again.
In my history thats how a lot of people died but I have a counter example.
What are you going to do, stab me?
-Man who was stabbed.
Hmm reporting the death threat to the police would be good wouldn’t it?
Don’t bother and walk away.
Fart and walk away
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sardines in their curtain rods
Shrimp in the wall sockets.
Inject egg innards in their furniture pillows
Tuna inside their car vents so when they turn on the AC they breathe in rotten tuna particles
well first I have to wonder why they want to kill me.
Record them threatening to kill you and then have them arrested for making terroristic threats
Never involve the police always a bad option acab.
Collect evidence. When you get enough hand it to the police. Otherwise just live a happy life, that will surely piss them off.
No never involve the police in anything always the wrong option.
I thought you’re just not supposed to talk to them if they reach out first (i.e. if you’re a suspect) but it’s fine to reach out to them as long as you’re not a possible suspect to any unsolved crime in the last 90 days?
Being happy really pisses off the haters, plus you get to be happy
Publicise their threat. Then go into hiding for a few weeks and watch them be interrogated up the ass through the nose for where they hid your body.
Get them to say it on video. It won’t take long before they are no longer around.
I bought a really strong flash light, if they tried. Hard to attack when you’re blinded, and it eliminates any risk of having to plead self defense
The guy who threatened me (actually, it was an indirect threat intended as coercion to my ex) actually ended up being murdered by someone else last year.
It’s the first time in years herself and i are actually safe (and it’s fortunate we she broke up with him finally last year too, or she’d be dead too). She was always scared of leaving. However, she’s a witness to the court when it goes to court (so not completely out of the woods I guess)
Also, report to police. But In my case, she couldn’t or her life would be at risk
Don’t escalate. Just really stupid. They’ll know who did it
Documenting it and reporting them to the authorities.
If this is someone you’ll be seeing a lot, it’s best to try to make peace with them. Instead of “pouring fuel on the fire” it’s best to “pour water on it”.
Personally I’ve had conflicts in my life with others, but instead of reacting negatively, I made an effort to do the opposite. In one case that resulted in a friend instead of an enemy. In other cases it has diffused the situation.
It helps to try to put yourself in their shoes. Try to understand where they are coming from and what has driven them to react like this towards you.
