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What’d they say before we invented barns?
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The owls.
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No, I mean, what did the people call them!
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Barn owls! What were they called before barns!
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Before humans invented barns, barn owls were actually called “bar nowls”. They were a type of nowl that lived in bars. It wasn’t until barns were invented that they changed species and changed into owls.
Feels like a Calvin’s Dad explanation.
Praying Mantis when humans develop religion
Before that they were just called “big grabby bugs.”
Field mice: “I am the beginning; the alpha and omega. All is one”
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Field mice when humans invented agriculture:
^ Fuck yeah! Now this is what I’m squeekin’ about! ^
Lol I thought of Field mice too
“So the prophecy is fulfilled”
