The internet used to be good. Now there’s some jackass on Lemmy World that won’t stop talking about transgender assholes. You seen these things? I got about 48k pictures added to my slideshow I made my commanding officer when I am inevitably arrested for lying for having a sister that got me pregnant because I judged the wrath of my father more of a threat than the United States Military. Fuckers got 1.8k categories of types of trans bussy. Like this guy is crazy! He’s, like, everywhere talking about how them crystacious balls jiggle and her starfish puckers itself. Yea, the internet was way better when that guy wasn’t around. Fucking douchebag. He likes the gaping ones too, and like casually implies he wants that ish sent his way. Can you believe what the internet has become? Makes me weeq.
shoutout the community run wikipedia mastodon account. Pretty funny to see the official Wikipedia account respond to peoples hornyposts lol
https://wikis.world/@wikipedia

There is plenty of porn on Wikimedia Commons.
Where does it come from?
Well someone has to show what a cumshot does look like.
Horny users providing images for body parts and whatever.
Oh dang this is on Mastodon? Gotta follow this account now.

That’s not the original clap gif!
Or is it, but just modified?
My favorite of all time is the beautiful simplicity of the first version of the article “YouTube”, by Gary, Christmas 2005:
YouTube is a website for hosting videos. It is similar to Flickr, except instead of photos, it is for videos.
Clicking on newer revision lets you walk through time.
You can also check the diffs to see exactly what changed! Seeing how major articles progressed (especially ones that started in the early 2000s or when the subject was only marginally notable) is a lot of fun.
And honestly, if you’re doing that and see someone who put in a lot of good, thankless work, dropping a “thanks” on their talk page even years later (or even just using the ‘Thank’ button) would probably make their day.
But is it the same article?
We call a bicycle that you’ve had for so long that out has no original components (and perhaps a frame swap along the way) Trigger’s broom after the only fools and horses sketch
Bicycles are very much their frame. They aren’t analogous to a wooden ship whose wood is replaced piece by piece over time
Love me some 1792
This is a good allegory for the racists claiming the country is theirs and foreigners need to be kicked out.
Are modern brits even brits anymore? If heritage matters so much how like our ancestors are we really?
Well I can tell you how the answer will be:
People who weren’t born in the USA, but look “right” are true Americans and can stay (Elon Musk)
People who look foreign (for example Latin) But have always lived in the USA since it was founded. They need to go. Such people they don’t want in “their” country
My favorite ship of Theseus example is the Roman Empire. They started out as a Latin speaking polytheistic + republican empire with Rome as capital; and hundreds of years later they had become a greek speaking monotheistic + monarchistic empire with Constantinople as capital. When did they stop being Romans? According to themselves, never.
I worked for a company whose ancient accounting system could be described as Software of Theseus.
Now we need to take the original phrases and rebuild the first version of the article elsewhere. Then we will ask ourselves which one is the same ship of theseus article
Can we justify creating a separate “Original Ship of Theseus” page for demonstration value?
What about the title?
It stayed the same. Just like the name of the ship
But is it still the same ship if we changed its name?

In the game Nier Automata there is an NPC in the main settlement who talks about how he won’t replace his leg since it’s the only piece of him that hasn’t been replaced. He feels that if he replaces his legs he would no longer be the same person. This made me think of that.
Its important to mention that the leg is also robotic. They’re all androids.
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