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minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 days agoSame thing but with room for having sex. Honestly, fuck the desk, I just want to get laid.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 days agoAs long as you get the desk’s consent have fun and play safe. Watch for splinters. They can ruin the relationship.
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoAlso, don’t forget to tighten her up once in a while.
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 days agoYou must have confused me with some US VP. I don’t fuck furniture.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoCouch? Ew, no! That’s disgusting. But a nice sexy desk…there’s a world of possibility. I’m a fan of 1950s heavy wooden teacher’s desks myself. Thicc.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 days agoOkay, but after that, can we go over the plan please? I brought the map and everything.
minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoHey, would you please text me when you’re done with the boinky doinky? Your adventure sounds pretty cool and I’m down.
minus-square5too@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days ago Honestly, fuck the desk, I just want to get laid. Seems unconventional, but you do you! (Or the desk…)
Same thing but with room for having sex. Honestly, fuck the desk, I just want to get laid.
As long as you get the desk’s consent have fun and play safe. Watch for splinters. They can ruin the relationship.
Also, don’t forget to tighten her up once in a while.
You must have confused me with some US VP. I don’t fuck furniture.
Couch? Ew, no! That’s disgusting. But a nice sexy desk…there’s a world of possibility. I’m a fan of 1950s heavy wooden teacher’s desks myself. Thicc.
Okay, but after that, can we go over the plan please? I brought the map and everything.
Hey, would you please text me when you’re done with the boinky doinky? Your adventure sounds pretty cool and I’m down.
Seems unconventional, but you do you! (Or the desk…)