Eh, that seems to suggest it’s entertainment for or about misers, rather than misery

There’s flattering photos of him?

More seriously, what photos is he even objecting to?

Start with the elected officials who passed this, and their local donors!

I’m assuming each challenge needs resolved separately, right?

Wait… It just verifies the age of whoever initially activated the device? Which might predate the bill, implying a long activation time?

Do the authors of this bill even live with children? Cuz they sure aren’t actually dealing with their device usage

Texas has changed a bit since I was there last…

Also Heathcliff

This is amazing

How do you feel about something like Fury Road, where they make a point of including practical effects?

I remember kids would try to sell each other a pass to get to the second floor of one of our one-story buildings; I wonder if the pool rumor started as a similar joke/scam

Well they aren’t meant to be an ID.

Mine still has that expressly printed on the back, “NOT A VALID FORM OF IDENTIFICATION” or something like that.

Why must you always exacerbate the ducks?!

Okay, that makes more sense. Thanks for the clarification!

Wait, yours doesn’t say that?

Iirc, there’s speculation that neanderthals needed something like 3000 calories per day just to sustain themselves.

We may have just survived because we can go leaner.

From a very cursory Wikipedia check, hominini includes chimpanzees?

I might have missed something - you’re saying anthropologists consider all hominins human? Including chimpanzees?

I would love to be in a position to pick the worse if these two!

I tend to drive more when my family goes on trips, while my wife acts as navigatrix.

Then we both cackle while the kids ignore us in the back.

Red Menace, Yellow Peril… Who’ve we got coming up for the Green Trouble?

Honestly, fuck the desk, I just want to get laid.

Seems unconventional, but you do you! (Or the desk…)

Playing with https://telecom.samm.com/cable-reel-calculator, it seems like you could probably fit a reel or two on a trailer?

I seem to remember the current wind turbines need some specialized trucks for maintenance too, this doesn’t seem like it’s need much more - but I’m not an engineer!