Press photographers were reportedly barred from Pentagon press briefings after Pete Hegseth‘s staff became irked over unflattering photos of the defense secretary. The office of the notoriously vain Cabinet member — a former Fox News host who had a hair and makeup studio built in the Pentagon shortly after being confirmed — should probably have more important things on his mind, chiefly the war in Iran, and, perhaps, the elementary school there that the United States appears to have bombed.
According to a Wednesday report from The Washington Post, press pool photographers were banned from briefings on March 4 and March 10 after taking and publishing what sources described as “unflattering” images of Hegseth. The Post noted that the White House had declined to comment on the decision to exclude the photographers. The White House took exception, with Deputy Press Secretary Anna Kelly sharing an email reply to the publication with an off-topic quip over the newspaper’s recent layoff of more than 300 journalists, but no actual response to the Post’s question about the concern over Hegseth’s image.
The National Press Club responded on Wednesday, with President Mark Schoeff Jr. writing that the Pentagon’s decision “is deeply troubling and runs counter to the fundamental principles of transparency in a democratic society,” adding that “when the government decides which images the public is allowed to see, transparency is replaced by control.” PEN America also responded, calling the decision to bar photographers a “petty act of retaliation.”
What a loser.
Quit lookin so dumb than
Dude looks like a twink fratboys bleached asshole.
He’s nowhere near that pretty
“Has anyone ever told you that you have a pretty assole?”
Then why don’t I want to stick my dick in him? 🤔
Surely this is a fast track way of getting people to only take unflattering photos of you
I wouldn’t want photos of me when I’m on a 3 day bender either
3 day benders would be rookie numbers. He’s not gone off a bender since he got the job.
His face unflatters itself.
This is how you get the worst pictures of yourself published ad nauseam.
Is it worth chiming in that I’ve personally never seen any image or facsimile of that thing that is in any way, shape, or form flattering to the subject matter? If I was making a catalogue of “shammies one would wash one’s car with” its complexion might make an appearance in the appendix but otherwise nah. No redeeming value from a photographic stance, or, frankly, from any other point of view really.
He’s not much good to humanity alive.
Speaking as a bald man, I would like to have his hair. For bonus points, it would be kinda fun to watch it being taken from him.
For some reason your comment reminded me of that ol’ Tim Robinson ditty.
The skeletons will pull your hair. Up, but not out.
Also wouldn’t his hair be like… permanently greasy? The only guy who’s hair might be worse (other than trump but that’s not hair as much as it is a region of spacetime that has a few more ppm of alpha helix protein than the hard vacuum) is Nutlick now that he has that gangsta-ass mullet.
I wanna see ugly photos and photoshops of him trending like we did with JD Vance.
This guy really loves war
And hair gel.
This photos aren’t relevant, only photos I care about the EPSTEIN photos!
He looks like a constipated troll. The camera ain’t lying.
Trump picked him because he was pretty and a suck up. That probably means he is vain as well.
South Park nailed it
He wouldn’t look like such a clown if he didn’t put that grease on his hair like some kind of aspiring guido.








