Press photographers were reportedly barred from Pentagon press briefings after Pete Hegseth‘s staff became irked over unflattering photos of the defense secretary. The office of the notoriously vain Cabinet member — a former Fox News host who had a hair and makeup studio built in the Pentagon shortly after being confirmed — should probably have more important things on his mind, chiefly the war in Iran, and, perhaps, the elementary school there that the United States appears to have bombed.
According to a Wednesday report from The Washington Post, press pool photographers were banned from briefings on March 4 and March 10 after taking and publishing what sources described as “unflattering” images of Hegseth. The Post noted that the White House had declined to comment on the decision to exclude the photographers. The White House took exception, with Deputy Press Secretary Anna Kelly sharing an email reply to the publication with an off-topic quip over the newspaper’s recent layoff of more than 300 journalists, but no actual response to the Post’s question about the concern over Hegseth’s image.
The National Press Club responded on Wednesday, with President Mark Schoeff Jr. writing that the Pentagon’s decision “is deeply troubling and runs counter to the fundamental principles of transparency in a democratic society,” adding that “when the government decides which images the public is allowed to see, transparency is replaced by control.” PEN America also responded, calling the decision to bar photographers a “petty act of retaliation.”
The weird thing is they weren’t even bad pictures of him. Like, he looks like a douchebag who would use terms like ‘warfighter’ instead of just saying soldier, but the photos were just him. It’s not like the Vanity Fair photos that purposefully focused on the lip injection wounds, etc.
It’s not about the pictures. I honestly think this is just an excuse to get rid of journalists, and a method for hammering home the point that “journalists bad. news fake.” I’m not even sure he’s actually seen the pictures I question.
With that said, I wouldn’t put it past him to actually be so vain that it is really about the pictures. However I think it’s more likely that he would have done something like this anyway, and just picked an excuse.
I think it’s a form of loyalty test for them for sure, but also I really do think it comes it down to him being that vain. One of the first things he did after confirmation was have a makeup studio installed. Guarantee an hour or more of his day is spent in front of a mirror, every day.
Armchair psychologist: Things aren’t going as planned in Iran, and he feels like he looks like a fool for it, so he’s lashing out and attacking the media for making him look bad.
Guarantee an hour or more of his day is spent in front of a mirror, every day.
Not surprising, considering his previous job was a talking head on Fox or something like that. Which, in what’s left of Trump’s mind, makes him totally qualified to be the Secretary of Defense.
Quit lookin so dumb than
Dude looks like a twink fratboys bleached asshole.
He’s nowhere near that pretty
“Has anyone ever told you that you have a pretty assole?”
Then why don’t I want to stick my dick in him? 🤔
Surely this is a fast track way of getting people to only take unflattering photos of you
His face unflatters itself.
This is how you get the worst pictures of yourself published ad nauseam.
Is it worth chiming in that I’ve personally never seen any image or facsimile of that thing that is in any way, shape, or form flattering to the subject matter? If I was making a catalogue of “shammies one would wash one’s car with” its complexion might make an appearance in the appendix but otherwise nah. No redeeming value from a photographic stance, or, frankly, from any other point of view really.
He’s not much good to humanity alive.
Speaking as a bald man, I would like to have his hair. For bonus points, it would be kinda fun to watch it being taken from him.
For some reason your comment reminded me of that ol’ Tim Robinson ditty.
The skeletons will pull your hair. Up, but not out.
Also wouldn’t his hair be like… permanently greasy? The only guy who’s hair might be worse (other than trump but that’s not hair as much as it is a region of spacetime that has a few more ppm of alpha helix protein than the hard vacuum) is Nutlick now that he has that gangsta-ass mullet.
I wanna see ugly photos and photoshops of him trending like we did with JD Vance.
This guy really loves war
And hair gel.
This photos aren’t relevant, only photos I care about the EPSTEIN photos!
He looks like a constipated troll. The camera ain’t lying.
Trump picked him because he was pretty and a suck up. That probably means he is vain as well.
South Park nailed it
He wouldn’t look like such a clown if he didn’t put that grease on his hair like some kind of aspiring guido.
For somebody acting as violently masculine as possible he sure is a pussy-ass bitch.
You may not like it, but this is what peak (toxic) male performance looks like.
I’m reminded of another observation I read online, some time ago. To paraphrase:
The biggest lie put forward by toxic masculinity is that anger is not an emotion.
So is literally everyone who makes gender their personality.






