Bruh… get a shower head with a hose on it. They cost like 20 bucks and will change your life
I went fancy. Got an expensive sixty dollar one like, twenty years ago. I fucking love that shower head it’s followed me through at least five moves.
the hose is great for enemas.
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please don’t, the pressure will rupture your intestinal lining and you will have a long awkward ER visit.
I have a detachable shower head hose and I am living the dream.
So thats how you’re supposed to do it. Ya learn something new every day…
You may not like it, but this is what peak cleanliness looks like.
Laying down on my shower floor ain’t gonna make you cleaner.
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The guy in the illustration is kind of bottom heavy.
That’s junk. Junk in that trunk.
That is correct!
I wish I was that flexible.
i don’t get it, we all shower like that.
I’m getting Sigma Solarium vibes from this.
Sigma Solarium (nsfw)
Is that the deep? Did a season I don’t know about come out?
Season 5.
Nope, I can’t figure out what the hell is going on in this picture.
Reverse bikini lines
If the water is hitting my rectum and not my anus it has ceased to be a shower and is now an enema
MORE!!!
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I’m so curious to know what the original context of this was…and why. Anyone know?
I believe this is from the book The Fountain of Youth, or Curing by Water
It’s in the Chevy Cobalt owners manual
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Look do you want to learn to drive or not
Yes, the only way to wash your ass without touching it and in the process becoming gay.
This is also why you need a bidet.
For peak cleanliness while protecting your heterosexuality, you need the internal cleansing nozzle and an oscillator
You would oscillate the nozzle
Is to assume the receiving position and enjoy the simulation.
Men will really do anything but admit they like it.
Reminds me of this
Wut
Show her you’re nuts.
Not sure if typo’d homophone
Shower your crazy?
Never miss groins day.
Just get a bidet
People have been saying that but me and my over-ripe butthole enjoy the pain of a thousand wipes.
“My over-ripe butthole and I”!
over-ripe butthole
D:
That’s grammar school stuff. Graduate to the ice cold enema and your glory hole will applaud.
Dude, calmoseptine and ilex. Those are your friends now.
I never bidid before but now I bido and woo woo woo no doo doo.
Bidet to you, sir
