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Borrow? Like a book? When is the return date, what’s the late/lost fee?
Return date: 5pm
Lost fee: 1 duck per duck
Bill me later.
No harm, no fowl
Why would someone want to borrow a duck?
They’re good listeners.
the ducks in the park are not free!
Literally 1984
You’re telling me Alex Jones lied again!!!
Thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth 💔
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Too late, they’re my ducks now and we’re gonna do drugs together.
Until 5 PM
You mean snorting quack?
I thought quack was usually smoked and duckaine snorted, but I’m not an expert
They’re freebeaking it.
Hooookay bedtime.
It doesn’t say 5pm today though, so you can just borrow them indefinitely.
Well, until 5 PM
We need more duck libraries like these.
Wait, so we’re supposed to grill and eat them right there?
Hmmm Peking duck.
Unrelated: how to pick up a duck.
Uh, that was very related.
Seems reasonable
I liked it better when they were free.
