Can we please get Greta 2 orbiter guys? Because this world has been so crazy lately I would really believe it if someone told me it was all an author getting lazy with their story.
Greta 2: Orbiter Guys is the one where she stops the Jewish space lasers from starting wildfires.
Isn’t that the one set in California?
Wait, I thought that was the one with Will Farrell and Mark Wahlberg?
Oh, she must have way more than two
This onion news sketch about Al Qaeda being obsessed with Twilight is hilarious
My dumbass thought The Onion was actual news and not satire.
17 years ago when this was made that was true. After the Harambe timeline split we get onion being real news
“God, she’s giving a speech about individuality! Everyone, hit the deck!!!”
Sam Hyde, if you didn’t know.
What’s going on big guy?
That’s the girl this meme is about?
The guy pictured in the meme.
I don’t know if he needs to be recognized. That guy is such an enigma I literally can’t tell if he’s the ultimate edgelord taking the worlds biggest shit on society or an actual neonazi coating his ideology in post-ironic comedy.
He’s an actual nazi. He financially contributed to the legal defense of the founder of the Daily Stormer.
I think that’s even more of a reason not to introduce him to people.
Those are quite the descriptions and alternatives. I’m intrigued.
He’s both.
He got lost in the sauce a long time ago, he’s got no real self at this point.
He is the living embodiment of schrodinger’s asshole.
He’s not an enigma. He’s an unlikeable asshat who is far more clever than he is wise.
Didn’t want to.
I did want to 👍
Every good resistance movement needs a few hotties for fellas to simp for.
I mean, I’d strap a nuke on my back and pole vault over the white house fence if I bigg tiddy goth rebellita told me to.
Hey can we get a big titty goth over here to talk to Agent641?
🗣️ We need a big titty goth savior here!
Does having incredibly mid tits and being a metal head with a punk rock battle jacket count?
For fucks sake we don’t have time to talk, we need action! Press those mid titties on his face stat… And let’s just hope that God is on our side.
The only one one we have left is still trying to convince Agent640
At least it’s not their daughter with a stolen tank and a posse of mutant kangaroos.
Is this actually anything or are you making up a reference to fuck with me?
If this doesn’t exist, someone should get on it because that sounds amazing!
I answered the question below.
I feel very old.
It’s from an Australian documentary film featuring Ice Cube
It was Ice-T
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It even had a movie in 1995, actually.
2D is that you???
Starring the amazing Lori Petty
The kangaroo is played by a gangsta rapper too.
Block and mute when I see this bigot’s face.
Man, I wanna see some middle aged broad with love handles and crows feet at the edges of her eyes being the Savior one of these days…
She’d get shit done.
Best I can give ya is
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But they do in fact get shit done.











