Patriotic
30 years in jail, you filthy terrorist!
Believe it or not, straight to jail!
That’s one large jello shot.
If you have a truly gigantic mouth, sure.
Shoulda laid down some blue fruit roll ups first.
Although, they may have held up better.
Masterful presentation!
Trump also fucks children.
Yes, we know, but I don’t think you can (or should) try making a dessert or alcoholic beverage out of that.
please note: this statement is not an invitation for you to try.
So that’d be more of a sandwich then? Something similar to a Monte cristo
I feel like any foodstuff with the theme of an old pedophile raping children would be unappetizing. But, then, people eat surstromming, hot dogs of dubious quality, and cheez whiz, so I suppose it could be someone’s “yum” out there.
If you measure how much you put in, you can give people an ABA (alcohol by area). This is smart.
i guess a tray of jello is called shots now
here you go, man. Jello Shots
Jello in any type of liquid container is a shot if you’re brave enough.
The Lord says I can’t have them on account of my liver enzymes but ya’ll enjoy I’ll have one in a couple of years if my numbers improve and there’s a free and lawful election that year.







