PAUL BROTHERS TOUCHED
And that dumbass would be better than the rest of the dipshits in the Trump cabinet.
I’m really not convinced he would… He’s just as much a piece of shit as anyone in the cabinet.
There’s gonna be a fight during the White House UFC event where the winner gets a cabinet position, isn’t there?..
The new ballroom doubles as a ring.
0·2 months agoyou know, I have got to hand it to trump, he’s really impressed me. I think we all owe him a bit of grudging respect. we constantly put him down, day after day, but here he is. not only consistently showing up, despite his decrepit appearance, but proving once again that he absolutely CAN do something even stupider than what he did the day before. this sort of exponential stupidity takes effort, ladies and gents.
Plot twist. It doesn’t take effort. It just comes natural.
when your a star, they just let you do it
My new brain canon is now that he somehow said the wrong “your” because that seems on brand
The guy once stated that he doesn’t really feel his personality has changed since the first grade. This was probably one of his more honest statements.
It’s not effort or work you are seeing. It’s a child’s guile wrapped in an adult’s body.
Keep that statement saved. You’ll need it again soon.
yeah, like tomorrow
Of course he would, he only picks the best of the scum of the USA. He’s proven that point over and over again.
that makes sense the USA frequently elects clowns with no political experience
well done to jake paul 2028 president of america!
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There’s not necessarily anything wrong with electing people without political experience. If everyone didn’t have an equal shot we might as well be a monarchy. The problem is we never elect anyone good.
There’s not necessarily anything wrong with electing people without political experience.
I’m sorry - what? Of course there is. It’s a job that affects the lives of thousands to millions. Having experience with the systems, the laws, and seeing the results of legislation and the like is critical to being able to govern and legislate effectively.
Electing a legislator is not electing a dictator. The system was designed to give people with good ideas a chance to lead, not just professional politicians. Your attitude is borderline elitist and leads to the “ok it’s my turn now” phenominon that’s made the Democrats so ineffective in the last couple of decades. The only time anyone’s gotten excited for them in recent memory was Obama, who had been a politician for a whole 4 years before becoming president.
Electing a legislator is not electing a dictator.
No shit. But you presumably still want qualified people doing the job?
As far as I’m concerned “makes good decisions” is a better qualification than “made a career out of running for office”
And how does one typically get good enough at a job to “make good decisions”? And how would you know if they would “make good decisions” in that job?
And how does one typically get good enough at a job to “make good decisions”?
Not being so power hungry as to choose politics as a career thereby losing touch with the rest of society is a damn good start
And how would you know if they would “make good decisions” in that job?
Idk maybe they could spend a few months telling us their ideas, and then the people could go and pick the candidate they like the most, like some sort of election
aoc
What about her?
another classic example of qualified political leadership who came from the disney-channel-child-actor=to-us-political-official pipeline
The paul brothers came from the disney channel?
Damn. I thought they started as youtube vloggers that pissed on a japanese grave or some shit.
Pretty sure Logan uploaded a video showing a dead body in the suicide forest
Senator Jake Paul. America would be a hell of a lot more funny if it wasn’t taking us all down with it.
I need horrible things to happen to these people.
I guess the bribe arrived.
Jake Paul will be 35 in 2032, which i guess means he could run for president that year. Mr. Beast won’t be able to run till 2036.
Both of these are nightmare options
You need to be a certain age to run for president in America? I understand minors but I’m talking about adults.
Yes, you have to be 35.
Is there a reason for this? Is it experience?
Because if so surely there should be an max age limit too? You shouldn’t be able to run if you are nearly 80 with dementia…
I don’t really know the reason why 35 specifically. It’s been that way since the Constitution was written. Maybe they felt anyone under 35 couldn’t have had enough life experience to properly carry out the duties of office? As for why no max age limit, no clue there either
The reason is simply that the Constitution says so since the beginning.
Shit, beast is going to restart USAID just to create the most morbid possible humanitarian effort (televised on CBS, of course).
Malnourished kids are going to fight in a pit over chicken bones.
You’re saying we get to watch this free or we have to pay?
Unfortunately it’s going to come out of our tax dollars. So a little of both.
Conservatism is a mental disorder.
So much for not liking losers. I guess if you’re fascist enough pedo Trump will make an exception.
Morcheeba dropped a banger about this phenomenon some years ago
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