Why are they each about 3 hours long and I barely recall anything that happens in them?

  • A_be_seedy@beehaw.org
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    2 months ago

    In the second one they swim with a whale underwater for like 1.5 hours and it’s pure cinema. Then they fight the first boss but in a mini boss form.

    In the third movie my very pregnant fiance started having contractions because the pregnant lady gave birth while fighting the boss. The main boss transitioned to not quite the main boss so that in the next movie he can join the good guys because he couldn’t kill his son.

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      2 months ago

      Oh and the first one is Pocahontas but without the music and a sex scene where they use a tail and connect to Mother tree.

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          2 months ago

          I think I might’ve gotten the 2 movies mixed up, I always forget which has tail sex because they’re both so long and boring.

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      2 months ago

      The whale underwater scene was awesome and well worth it until they get on a giant ship where the camera spin around and Final Fantasy battle music starts playing and your tiny kid character turns out to be just as strong as adult ones.

      Fortunately, that’s the only Avatar movie I’ve seen.

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    2 months ago

    A tiny bald kid is frozen in an iceberg then the fire nation attacks and some poor guy keeps seeing his cabbages destroyed, IDK, I never watched it

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    2 months ago

    I’ve only watched the first movie back when it was called Dances with Wolves. Or Pocahontas, I get those mixed up for some strange reason.