- cross-posted to:
- shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world
- shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world
- shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world
Alt: bluesky screenshot. The text of the post reads: “Someone please pay me to cover nothing but rural festivals I’m having THE TIME OF MY LIFE at the Elkhorn Rib Festival”.
The post includes a photo of a woman with glasses wearing a pink t-shirt that says “Anal Bead Tug o’ War Champion”. She is standing outdoors under a canopy or tent, tilting her head back and drinking out of a large glass bottle of Evan Williams. In the background, other festival attendees and camping equipment are partially visible.
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That lady is literally the coolest ever!
Requiem for a dream, bourbon edition.
She won that tug-o-war & all she good was that lousy T-shirt? If she turns around, will we see a shitty “tail”? And was the loser left with a giant gaping hole?
Sooo many questions…
She pulled on that thing like she was starting a lawnmower.
So many questions that are best left to our filthy imaginations to answer.
Well, it was easy. Competition was the goatse.cx guy, he couldn’t hold it for dear life.
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Her belly is actually round because she swallowed a bowling ball and then she attaches the beads to the ball so she always wins the tug of war.
Sooo many questions…
Most of which are probably best left unanswered 😄
