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Jesus fuck everyone here is mad at the design but im over here wondering who the fuck is paying hundreds of dollars for fuckin brass jewelry??? You could fuckin make it from a $2 roll of nickels.
“Luxury” fashion is just a con to get stupid rich people to fork over their money. People with style will not buy this. It’s so unfashionable that it won’t even be counterfeited.
"Luxury” fashion is just a con to get stupid rich people to fork over their money.
One time I was on the subway and my friend motioned at a lady sitting with a handbag on her lap. Friend asked how much I thought that bag sold for. It was a pretty basic looking bag, maybe real leather, a zipper. I said maybe a few hundred. They were like no, it’s {some brand}, probably five figures.
Anyone who spends five figures on a bag that’s not like a magical bag of holding should immediately be sent to therapy and community service.
Was it a Birkin bag? They all look the same. I just found out about their existence recently.
Ambush released a line of zip ties sellling for many hundreds of dollars. We are living in a coocoo clock
Are people buying them?
They sold at least one
It’s been that way for so long. Pre-ripped jeans, kanye west’s destroyed clothes, cheap jumpsuits but incredibly overpriced because they have a logo on them.
Also zip ties as a fashion statement from a company called ambush?
I own a jacket that Kanye West tried on before I bought it. What do you think I could get for that?
Less than what you paid for it.
I do hope this shows up in Harry Potter by Balenciaga 3
Edit: For uneducated (i.e. the H&Ms)
Harry Potter by Balenciaga part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtnt84CDP-s
Harry Potter by Balenciaga part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvfp9L-qU7k
Guys… This is actually cool tho
It would look cool with a punk style. It’s symbolic. I wouldn’t pay that much for it, but it is a funny design and pisses people off.
Perfect for that special hoser, eh.
take off, eh?
Sorry
We need that American lady with the conspicuous boobs to see this.
American lady with the conspicuous boobs
That’s an… interesting… way to define a person…
Also:
Ok I worked it out - she is Refashioned Hippie on YouTube. When I watched YT Shorts it was 50:50 fashion fails and “clothes my boobs laugh at”
There’s also her “Bad Design” bitswith the signs and logos that should have been shown to “one thirteen year old boy”
I didn’t even have to pull this dusty old meme out for you to tell me.
Derelicte is so hot right now.
But the very next minute I proved he was wrong. For, just at that minute, a chap came along, and he thought that the Thneed I had knitted was great. He happily bought it for three ninety-eight.
I laughed at the Lorax, “You poor stupid guy! You never can tell what some people will buy.”
– The Lorax, Dr Seuss
It would be quite a flex to use these to clamp your car’s radiator hose, though.
I actually don’t hate it.
I just don’t know who this is for. The kind of person who would want a hose clamp as a bracelet certainly isn’t the kind of person who’ll get a $700 bracelet.Actually, I just realized while writing this, this is actually perfect for the kind of person with one of those pristine, enormous pickup trucks. It’s for people with wealth who want to larp as working class.
wow that’s the 2022 version. old news. check out the 2026 version for $1.2k!
Y’all really gonna ignore that that is a cock ring?
Low key brag.
Ol’ Ironsides
…find this and more at Cock Ring Warehouse.
In Brass, Mahogany, even Stained Glass
Any-cock’ll-doo!
Find us right off of Route 5, across from Spatula City!
They literally named it the “tool bracelet”
Finally! Fashion that makes sense!
You’re missing the Balenciaga logo, yours is barely worth $100 /s
Just wear some nuts as rings.
that silver?
Sure is! wink
Stainless silver my good man.
Just wear some nuts as rings
Deez nutz?
Looks better
Look at Mr. Money bag right here
$3.99 at napa
