Ah the heady experience of a virgin clown-sighting. We all remember. Bring on the rainbows, Little Bobby Tables.
First plagiarism and how this? - Get your shit together Faith!
Sounds like something out of a “Legally Blonde” movie.
Not using colors in scientific writing is discarding a valuable information channel and therefore inefficient. When you are already limited in the allowed word count, this can speed up conveying information and reduce cognitive strain on readers (and possibly yourself). So it’s a win-win.
This should not end in chaos though, where colours are more confusing than helpful.
The times when we had to print out each and every single page on a crappy black/white office printer are luckily becoming more and more a thing of the past. So even this is no longer a good reason to not use colours.
Be sure to be careful and thoughtful in your color palette though because if colors are important to the understanding of information then it should be accessible.
Faith, what are you doing? Rainbow Tables are for the CS class!
A friend once revived an email riddled with misspellings and grammatical errors from her boss that critiqued her (appropriate) use of exclamation points. Specifically, that appearing cheerful was not professional.
Some people just like to be miserable.
The most competent white collar workers I know use exclamation points to the near exclusion of all other pronunciation. This is wild
Clearly fake - no-one puts first supervisor in their email signature!
You’d hope a professor would understand capitalisation. I know in real life that many don’t though.
Eh, its a fairly casual email. Could be that autocorrect capitalised it and they couldn’t be fucked to change it.
Why have you done this?
Haven’t been able to locate the definitive source, but there are several of these out there with Faith and Professor Kutaywa.
Believe it originates somewhere on LinkedIn, but very rare for a LinkedIn meme to escape the platform.
There’s nothing wrong with rainbow tables. Printing them sounds a bit excessive, though.
Here is a colored chart of all my favorite colors:

Where are my dark colors? I wanna be broody and edgy
Why do you hate brown? Pastel colors?
Why do you hate UV and infrared?
You don’t see them?
I’m not a shrimp 🤷♂️
Sounds like something someone who doesn’t want tonget eaten would say.

My masters thesis advisor would not let us use the word “that”. In his defense, 90%+ of the time, it’s useless filler and can be left out
*that can be left out
I understand that colors can color, heh, our perceptions but being a primarily visual animal means that we can digest information much quicker through color.
Without seeing the charts, I can’t say if the Prof is just being a curmudgeon or not.
According to the APA website, it’s more about accessibility and the cost of printing color vs grayscale
https://apastyle.apa.org/style-grammar-guidelines/tables-figures/colors
God forbid women have hobbies.











