ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 3 months agoIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?message-squaremessage-square103linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIs there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone?ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square103linkfedilinkfile-text
Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra
minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoHere you go, a quiet toilet with built in tp holder. And its free.
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoThat’s advanced yoga to reach the toilet paper during business there.
minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoI’d love this if winter wasn’t a thing 😭
minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoIts even quieter in the winter. Fewer mosquitos too.
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoFewer testicles too. Since they are so small and fall right off from the cold. If you don’t rip them off when they are stuck to something.
minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoIf done correctly, the boys don’t touch anything. Tested at -25°C. I didn’t have a lemmy account back then so YMMV.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoNaw. You just gotta poop quick. The metal latrine seats are a bad idea in winter, though.
minus-squarefonix232@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoBut if I take a shit in the forest and the bear hears it, do I get to meet the pope?
minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoThats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoOr bring JD Vance with you every time you poop.
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months ago bring JD Vance with you every time you poop. JD should get this instead of a prison sentence
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoNo, but you do get to meet Saint Peter.
Here you go, a quiet toilet with built in tp holder. And its free.
That’s advanced yoga to reach the toilet paper during business there.
I’d love this if winter wasn’t a thing 😭
Its even quieter in the winter. Fewer mosquitos too.
Fewer testicles too.
Since they are so small and fall right off from the cold. If you don’t rip them off when they are stuck to something.
If done correctly, the boys don’t touch anything. Tested at -25°C. I didn’t have a lemmy account back then so YMMV.
Naw. You just gotta poop quick.
The metal latrine seats are a bad idea in winter, though.
But if I take a shit in the forest and the bear hears it, do I get to meet the pope?
Thats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.
Or bring JD Vance with you every time you poop.
JD should get this instead of a prison sentence
No, but you do get to meet Saint Peter.