A utility knife and an empty pack of Zyns, 0.05% drop rate for a guitar pick(Legendary, bespoke.).
A pair of giant brass balls.
At the moment, Birkenstocks, cargo shorts, phone, two lighters for some reason, smokes, a bottle cap, and a tshirt referencing an obscure podcast.
My game controller, I guess? I’d probably just set it down, though.
Nothing but disappointment.
$20 and some pocket lint. I’d at least want to reward them for the favor
An ungodly amount of pens and dice
medium ammo pack
Major Depression (Legendary) Binds on Pick-up
Anxiety and depression.
Compression socks or cheap jewelry depending on whether or not I’m working.
Yubikeys
Probably a few petabytes of DDR5…
An LCD sound system CD.
The collected works of Jrrr Tolkien
A collection of keys you don’t remember having, or what they’re for
A lingering sense of dread over whether you fed the cats
The Red Vape of Wisdom and Chill (legendary item)






