I specify men’s restroom since there are alternatives to peeing which don’t involve a toilet seat.
I usually sit to pee; but since there’s piss on the seat, I stand and end up contributing more piss to the already pissy seat. It’s a vicious cycle of piss.
Just lift the fuckin seat to pee then omg
Use your foot for that if you have to
Then I would have pee on my hand or foot. Gross.
Wow wonder how I am able to do it without that problem then.
Right? This is absolutely a non issue.
I guess unless you’re incapable of balancing on one foot for 3 seconds.
As a reminder to passersby, there are actually people that can’t balance on one foot at all. Or even lift it that far.
Exactly, but the vast majority of people could balance on one foot for 3 seconds. There are even walls and a door to balance against.
Or, people could just use the hands they’re going to be washing in a few seconds.
Just lift the fuckin seat to pee then omg
Use your foot for that if you have to
- wipe seat. It’s fine.
- If you’re at a seat, be seated; standing is over there.
- wash hands like silkwood after
Is this only trivial for gen-X?
I actually never understood how some guys have apparently a hard time simply aiming. I never had a problem with that in my life myself.
The restrooms at my workplace can get down right nasty. We get a ton of temp workers (I started out as a temp), and they are given very short breaks from the assembly line. At least 20% do not wash their hands. People carry on phone conversations and scroll TikTok in the stalls. The seats, after their breaks, are usually pretty gross. The floors around the toilets get very gross by the end of their shift.
I loathe that spironolactone makes me thirsty, and in turn makes me need to urinate somewhat often. My hovering game is on point though.
I don’t want to touch it either, but if you’re going to stand in front of a public toilet, just lift the damn seat.
The one’s on doesn’t are the ones who also doesn’t at home and if they do they don’t put it down afterwards.
Those people need to be forced to lick toilet seats until they learn some basic manners.And new seats even have a bump out so you can use your feet.
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Its whatever, just wash your hands people.
How else do you hose the seat clean from all the explosive shit caking it before you sit down to unleash your own?
Not mildly.
Majorly.
I had part of my digestive tract removed. I can’t afford an accident at the urinal.
I think you’ve got two types of people doing this:
- penis people who just plain can not be bothered to lift the seat. The types of folks who bumble through life haphazardly, don’t wear seat belts, let dishes pile up, put the sour cream back in the fridge without putting the lid back on, who never bother to wash their feet or legs in the shower because they think the soap that washes down their body will handle it, people who drink the last of the coffee without making another pot. Selfish, but also kinda physically grody.
- vagina people who hover. These people I do not understand.
For a second I thought you’d come up with a new epithet for people who don’t hold up their end of the social contract: penis people. I thought, “that’s a new and fun way to call someone a dick.” 🤔
People who hover hover because of people who hover.
Yo dawg, I heard you like to hover.
Some people can’t use a urinal. Medical issues.
That being said, they should still be cleaning up after themselves. Leaving the seat a mess for other people is horrendous.
I’ve seen a lot of cases where people are using the toilet as a urinal. That seems to be where most of the piss is coming from.
That said, if someone can’t use a urinal and needs to use a toilet, I don’t know why they aren’t sitting down on the toilet. I can’t think of a condition which in which you can’t use a urinal but you can stand and pee onto a toilet seat.
Dont look up the Yellow Pee Pee Monster.
Sorry in advance. lf I have to be aware he existed, you do too
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I’m an asshole !
I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the Summer time, saying, “How about this heat?”
I’m an asshole !Try to find the stand-up show ‘no cure for cancer’ this song is in it and the rest is insanely good,
I want a restaurant only for men, naked men all sitting round a camp fire eating meat, straight off the cow. In fact bring me the whole cow, I’ll carve off what I want and ride the rest home!
Or something like that.
That and therapy,
I’ll give you therapy, therapy is mowing the lawn and crying Edit; Found it No cure for cancer
lol thanks, I have the CD
The video starts with the song, but it’s a 1 hour stand-up show.
I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat
[ … ]
I’m an asshole !No, you’re a dick. An asshole would shit on the toilet seat…
It’s lyrics to a song called Asshole by Dennis Leary
I shit in the urinal as god intended
They even include a cake as a snack
My ex used to laugh about how he would purposefully piss on public toilet seats. Absolute sociopath. I guess Dennis was giving us some screening questions.
We had this problem in a communal bathroom in a dorm I lived in. People were practically coming to blows over it. Turns out that when the toilet flushed, it would spray piss up out of the bowl onto the seat. We all thought it was someone else, but it was really every one of us inadvertently.
A likely story, seat pisser. J’ACCUSE!
This is why I piss into the sink instead. And since I didn’t have to touch any surfaces beside my own wiener, I don’t even have to worry about washing my hands.
This is why I piss in the back tank of the toilet, so the next person peeing never thinks it flushed.
For using the stalls to pee sometimes the urinals are full. As to why I know my wife says im one of the few men who don’t leave piss on the toilet. So apparently its common. Not talking just the seat here but the bowl when the seat is up. Like the bowl rim that is parralellel to the floor so it will just sit there and be all. ewwww.
Maybe, but I’m also seeing more men going straight to the toilet stall to pee even though there are several urinals open. And even then, they should lift the seat.
yeah thats kinda wierd. maybe they are shy although then I can’t imagine what they do at a ballpark.
How about when there’s that bit of filth at the back, center you know came from their ass crack?
It’s even worse when you know who it is, because now it’s like you have x-ray vision to their ass crack.
People are required to wipe down sweaty gym equipment, they should also be required to wipe down the shitter. IDK why this isn’t a thing.
I don’t care about others why should I care when I’ll never have to clean or use that toilet again. /s
