Imagine if a great artist had some notebook sketches, and his son finger-painted all over them and then tried to sell them.

Why dream when it can be recorded for you!

Yeah, how much did you lose?

That’s not what your mom said.

I was roommates with Dr. Funk.

If you are and you admit it, you’ll get more grace from intelligent people. Sometimes.

I’m just one, simple man with his crystal ball and a knife with virgin blood on it.

Roberts should just accept that his court is one of the three pillars in the collapse of the US into a middle power in the next 25 years.

86.9% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Some of the earlier stuff is more creative in my opinion.

😁

Leo helps detangle bizarro satire from bizarro reality.

I was going to create a 5-4-3-2-1-BOOM plan for the liquids you can carry on, but the article ran a bit long.

Does that make me like the ogre guy?

Listen to who, I blocked them. 😋

Do you mean academy award nominated actress MargotRobbie?

“He’s coming, guys… hide! …omg he’s gonna be so surprised when he walks out on that balcony!”