Do you know how hard I have to work to be more ridiculous than reality?

Ourgasm.

This is the story. Lemmy original, check my history by posts.

Enjoy!

“Shoot his balls!”

I’m on another list somewhere now, I can feel it.

For those stumbling on this, oglaf is not web crawled, so you have to know the url. Also, the format is a bit weird, and it it seems you’re missing a few panels, look around. Amazing comic.

I suppose that’s one way to prevent US drones from being fully self-driving.

Tell them they sound like Libertarians, who don’t want to pay for road repairs because “the roads are already built.”

And that pony semen is allowed to be in your throat swab now.

The short answer is, it’s complicated. The long answer is that people are trying to build large net short positions while not spooking the bag holders.

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

Imagine if a great artist had some notebook sketches, and his son finger-painted all over them and then tried to sell them.

Why dream when it can be recorded for you!

Yeah, how much did you lose?

That’s not what your mom said.

I was roommates with Dr. Funk.

If you are and you admit it, you’ll get more grace from intelligent people. Sometimes.

I’m just one, simple man with his crystal ball and a knife with virgin blood on it.

Roberts should just accept that his court is one of the three pillars in the collapse of the US into a middle power in the next 25 years.

86.9% of all statistics are made up on the spot.