“It’s just a flesh wound.”
“Happy to help!”
Really I’m paid to help and paid to pretend to be happy about it
I AM ERROR.
“Want some rye? 'Course ya do.”
Make your politicians stay up at night thinking about you.
“It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this.”
But I give a random, weird, (seemingly?) useless item each game.
Meow
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
“Please just end it and make it quick”
I wanna be like that very annoying NPC in the Pokemon Bizzare fangame that just rambles on forever about such a meaningless story. But with my own nonsensical story that has negative a million plot relevance.
Otherwise, if we’re talking like a single sentence of dialogue:
Hokus pocus, joker’s ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Bonus points if it’s in a medieval set game and deeply confuses the player character.
Sometimes i doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
“Get out of here, Stalker! Release the Epstein Files!”
I am an NPC in S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Shadow of Chornobyl (2026 Remaster – (All we did in the remaster was fix the bugs, it is the same game you know and love except for this one NPC now reminds you of the Epstein class criminals!))
Interacting with you unlocks Epstein island at the wish granter, which teleports you into a prison cell with a broken camera and a security guard with a gun
“Hey! Fuck-face!”
