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Excuse me, but this is a The Fast & The Furious style heist
Yeah, you still can’t ride the outside of vehicles in GTA after dozens of games and billions of dollars in development costs.
Dev costs realistically only went to billions (plural) with GTA VI which isn’t out yet so we don’t know for sure if it has it or not. But I’m leaning towards not because this is harder to do realistically than just about any other physics in their games.
It’s even a Mad Max style heist.
Fast & Furious 33: the golden chicken
The Fast and the Finger Lickin Good
The Fast and the Furiously Spicy Southern Louisiana
An alternate universe Mad Max, but chicken is the commodity.
Its for family
This is fucking gold! 😂😂😂
They earned it
If you see someone steal food: no you didn’t.
105kg of it?
This isn’t someone stealing a sandwich, or baby formula, it’s clearly organized crime.
Now, that organization might just be a bunch of cousins, but this is clearly a for-profit operation.

happy cake day based illegalist
Eyy thanks!
What if they’re stealing food to sell for drugs?
Then won’t they be selling it to people at a discount so they don’t ask where it’s come from? And who’s going to be buying massively discounted chicken: those who are economically disadvantaged.
Unless it is improperly stored and a safety hazard so now you’re aiding and abetting the murder of poor people.
That only applies to food they need to eat to survive. They aren’t eating 105kg, that’s for selling
Now I can get behind a proper heist. But for poultry this is fowl.
They certainly got behind a proper truck…
Gta wishes it was this cool
We got gta irl before we got gta6
Done so… casually…
Vin Diesel got family to feed.
Yeah they earned that chicken. If they have the balls to steal something off the highway then I’m not gonna see what they do when anyone tries to take it back
One could say it was a chicken run
Did they know the truck was full of chicken beforehand, or did they kinda just went on the highway and tail the first commercial vehicle they find?










