• multifariace@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    I am so fucking annoyed by Microsoft lately. Their mulitstep security that sometimes makes you repeat all the steps randomly. The pain if you have to use multiple accounts. That is almost all for work. And as a teacher, it takes too much time to do these things while trying to run a class, while also having to use a phone to authenticate! Such bullshit!

    • OpenStars@discuss.online
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      17 days ago

      Okay here me out, are you really saying that you don’t want him to go to Mars?

      I do. Or anywhere else really. Ideally hell. I mean even if hell did not exist, make one and then go to it. (Or I guess it would really be the other way around? 😜)

      But you know, Musk fucking off to Mars is also okay with me. Better there then here anyway.

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        16 days ago

        We can send him and all the other billionaires to Mars, but not enough fuel to come back.

        Then turn off communications. Humanity saved.

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          16 days ago

          Okay so what happens when they take all of Earth’s most precious resources with them when they leave… you know what, fuck it we ball, let’s roll out!

      • not@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        16 days ago

        Men are from Mars. Elon Musk is not a man he is a pile of dung, he doesn’t belong there.

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        16 days ago

        I would rather he stay here and burn on the planet he and other rich assholes have fucked up and we go to Mars and start over without those parasites.

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    17 days ago

    “We’ve found an abundant pocket of water on Mars. Enough to sustain our proposed data centers for a few decades.”

  • 2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    17 days ago

    Fun fact, that big gash is called Valles Marineris and it’s the deepest canyon in the solar system.

    There’s probably nothing scary in there…

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      17 days ago

      The Mariana Trench seems to be deeper, 11000 m compared to 7000 m. But I’m not sure what’s the reference point on Mars for elevation. But at least can’t fall into the Mariana Trench

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        17 days ago

        But at least can’t fall into the Mariana Trench

        why not? is there some local anomaly that causes gravity not to work?

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          16 days ago

          I wouldn’t consider this as falling, but i get your point, i don’t see why sinking shouldn’t also be falling

          I should have specified: at least you won’t die from the impact

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            16 days ago

            Air is not so different from water in the grand scheme of things, we’re just designed for and acclimated to air rather than water. So yeah, I think sinking is at best a subgenre of falling.

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      16 days ago

      It’s definitely the largest canyon, if I’m reading Wiki right. It’s over 4km long and 200 wide, compared to the Grand Canyon at 277km long and 29 wide

    • OpenStars@discuss.online
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      17 days ago

      Uh oh, nuance and subtlety detected - in the direction opposing the approved echo chamber opinion (may it live forever, and which definitely has clothes on), Lemmy will now commence the downvote brigade.

      Oh shoot I almost forgot to preemptively throw up my own protective defenses - “I <insert name here> do solemly declare that Microsoft is an evil corporation, named after a soft dick, which must be opposed by all means necessary… and henceforth pledge to only use (Arch) Linux forevermore.” (Ha! As if we all weren’t already doing that!🤪 Right!? R-right!!! R-r-right???)

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    Honestly? From this angle? Probably a couple eyes to match that mouth

    Actually you can kinda see eyes, nose and mouth if you look carefully

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      16 days ago

      That depends, is the planet Mogo or Ego? I’d feel pretty good if Mogo were our nearest celestial neighbor. Alternatively it means a poorly buried giant, next we find out Transformers are real, Mars just used to be filled with Energon and the war depleted it. Granted a face that large, could imply Unicron, which is also a problem.