Ball gag
My journals.
On an unrelated note, how does one dispose of a sexdoll? Asking for a friend. 🤷♀️
Double casket? 😉
Weirdest for sure would be the contents of my journals. For a while during and after the pandemic I wrote a lot of entries very altered and I’ve also written a lot of entries at the top of some pretty spectacular manic episodes and the bottom of some very dark holes. I can’t read them myself because they make me seem quite insane.
Most unexplainable would be a 50 alliance credit note from the Firefly/Serenity universe. They were produced by a gaggle of nerds and exact down to the paper, which is a semi-transparent nylon blend. I was given 300 credits in mixed bills as a joke from someone I had a one night stand with as payment for services rendered, but I’ve given them out to various fans of the show I’ve met over the 20 or so years they’ve been in my possession. If you weren’t a mega fan of the show though, they would look like money from some obscure Asian country.
An antique magic wand made of carved oak and opals, I keep locked in an antique wooden case in the top / back of my closet. The entire reason I keep it there like that, is so that when I die, someone will find it.
Dang, I need to do this and then tap into my Codex Seraphinianus for some sigils to carve on the box.
Firefly was 20 or so years ago?! … oh yeah, wow, it was
Maybe the random junk I keep for crafting.
It was yesterday when I cut up a disposable container’s lid to keep a flat 4inch round see-through part. (I was thinking about using it as a base for fridge magnets - I can attach felt and embroidery to it)
I could just buy a big sheet of foamcore from dollar store, but no: random junk it is!Nice try, CIA guy, how about you come on down and see it for yourself if you really must know.
It’s 100% the entire contents of the box I keep physical porn and sex toys in.
probably the zombie porn.
yeah… that or the Dino porn.
Thats a vanilla collection
what can I say, I’m a man of simple tastes.
The few dozen communist books I have
I think you mean we have, comrade.
I do share when I can, but usually I just send links to online resources and books as that’s typically easier for most people.
Hahah I’m just being dumb. No worries.
Yea I know it was a joke, haha. Just wanted to respond earnestly.
Fair enough haha. Any recommendations on the books?
Tons! Any specific area? How familiar are you with Marxism? I made a reading list but if you have any area you’d like to read about I can be more specific.
I think people would be surprised if they didnt find those in my hoard
Depends on who was going through my stuff!
I’m the guy in the office people come to when they need something. Ibuprofen? Got it. Superglue? Got it. Change for the vending machine? Yup. I keep the change in an envelope I’ve labeled “petty cash”. Inside that envelope , I have a smaller envelope that I’ve labeled “mad money”. I have about $27 worth of Monopoly money in that one.
I have a ton of unique 3d printed firearms. They are legal for me to make and own where I live, but I can’t legally sell them or give them away so they have just accumulated over the years haha
The riding crop and the little rock with two eyes painted on it.
My family probably wouldn’t be surprised about anything I own. They know the kind of guy I am.
A stranger might be a bit concerned about a certain wooden chest in my dining room. Large enough to fit an adult man (yes, we tried) but filled to the brim with swords, axes, pieces of armor and a 3 foot wooden spoon.
Edit: second place to a glittery pink princess themed friendship book filled with entries from adult millennials who like retro games, horror movies and metal.
A butt plug with my keys in it.
A tiny clay penis made by my best friend years ago.
My girlfriend’s wisdom teeth, along with two of mine.
I used to collect animal bones in my hometown, where hunters carelessly tossed what they didn’t want behind nearby train tracks. Found a whole boar skin once, but only took home little knuckle bones. I might still have them somewhere.
I have a deer skull on my shelf, but I think most people would overlook that. Human teeth left in storage among other junk? Not so much.
